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Dear Sir, Mr Magoo,
Having been an avid reader of your messages to the world in general, and reading between the lines and notwithstanding your savage beasts, I invite myself to your establishment, should you have some spare time and space.

HE, is away tomorrow, Sat. in France (unfortunately only for a day) but at least for a few hours, I get some peace. That is [personal. But if you would care to communmoicate with me directly, then tomorroe - Sat - is trhe time.

Ypours/paws in the utmost sincerity,

The Chairman

PS. With respect, I do not drink alcohol

Magoo keeps feeding me on all this pedegree rubish. Hes a nutter. I told him to desist from such foul practices. He stopped me from shagging Jenny the tan & white Staff today. And he forced me to sit outside the shop while he went in to buy his moody smuggled fags and booze.

As magoos long suffering dog I feel me and you Miaow could launch a preemptive strike on our litter trays/the park (I am a dog yunno so I dont shit indoors)

.....this explains an awful lot about our Upper House.
Much that was dark is now clear.