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Mr Jacqui Smith...

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:01 am
by JB
OK, I've stopped laughing now. Does anyone have any funny Richard Timney jokes/comments/ideas yet?

A free Strictly Broadband ticket for anyone who can make us laugh (again).


Re: Mr Jacqui Smith...

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:31 am
by satinesparkfan
Apparently one of the films was a TVX LOL! But if it was Satine in "Old Guys Young Thighs" quite understandable that Mr Timney would be knocking one out to that scene LOL especially when you take a long hard look at Mrs Timney, sorry Jacqui Smith our less than esteemed Home Secretary

Grubby grubby grubby New Labour!

Re: Mr Jacqui Smith...

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:40 am
by JB
Yes, it appears he took two one-day subscriptions to TVX. It's not possible to tell exactly what he watched though, but I'm trying to find out what was showing on those two dates.

Of course, he only got to watch the soft versions... the hardcore versions of TVX programmes can be seen here: !grin!


Re: Mr Jacqui Smith...

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:51 am
by tvxmole
All the latest shows from Television X can be found on our website and yes, it's the hardcore versions!

http://webtv2.televisionx.com/most_recent_videos.aspx

I'll see if I can find out what it was he was watching and post the links to the hardcore versions....


Re: Mr Jacqui Smith...

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:14 am
by JB
Hello all, here's a further update. TVX have kindly informed me of the TV schedule from the nights when the subscriptions were taken. Six of the programmes showing on those nights are available on Strictly Broadband - in hardcore form of course!

Here are the six titles:


1. Fill That Crack
2. Pippa The Posh Bint
3. Pixie Licks
4. Bush Babes
5. Naked City
6. Come Together

Have fun! !happy!


Re: Mr Jacqui Smith...

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:24 am
by satinesparkfan
Oh I would so enjoy the irony of such a anti Tory leftie man of the people as Mr Timney watching and cracking one out over "Pippa The Posh Bint" mind you I have always said the Labour Party have wanted to fuck the rich....but this current government wants to fuck all of us it seems!

Re: Mr Jacqui Smith...

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:26 am
by JB
satinesparkfan wrote:

> Oh I would so enjoy the irony of such a anti Tory leftie man of
> the people as Mr Timney

I think Tony Blair got rid of the remaining lefties from Labour in about 1995.


Re: Mr Jacqui Smith...

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:31 am
by satinesparkfan
Wasnt this chap also caught writing letters under false names to the Redditch Trumpet or some such local newspaper....

Especially amusing considering how she is out there campaigning with Bleary Haze, and Harridan Harperson against what they call the 'sex industry' whilst hubby is at home cranking one out to "Fill My Crack" LOL

Grubby grubby grubby sleazy Labour! ....again!

Re: Mr Jacqui Smith...

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:32 am
by JB
satinesparkfan wrote:

> Especially amusing considering how she is out there campaigning
> with Bleary Haze, and Harridan Harperson against what they call
> the 'sex industry' whilst hubby is at home cranking one out to
> "Fill My Crack" LOL

Yes, it's great when politicians moralise and then get caught being just like the rest of us.... damn hypocrits! !happy!