What we really mean. O/T
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2003 3:32 pm
40-ish..................49
Adventurer..............Slept with all your friends
Athletic................No tits
Average looking.........Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...............Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure......Medicated
Feminist............... Ugly ball buster
Free spirit.............Junkie
Friendship first........Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun.....................Annoying
Gentle..................Comatose
Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic
New-Age.............. All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned...........Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded............ Desperate
Outgoing................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate..............Sloppy drunk
Poet....................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional............Certified Bitch
Redhead.................Bad dye-job
Romantic............ Looks better by candle light
Social..................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Wants Soulmate..........Stalker
Widow...................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart..........Old bat
Adventurer..............Slept with all your friends
Athletic................No tits
Average looking.........Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...............Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure......Medicated
Feminist............... Ugly ball buster
Free spirit.............Junkie
Friendship first........Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun.....................Annoying
Gentle..................Comatose
Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic
New-Age.............. All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned...........Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded............ Desperate
Outgoing................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate..............Sloppy drunk
Poet....................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional............Certified Bitch
Redhead.................Bad dye-job
Romantic............ Looks better by candle light
Social..................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Wants Soulmate..........Stalker
Widow...................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart..........Old bat