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OT, great iidea

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2003 11:43 am
by Jim
Charlie Andrews just sent me this and I feel it is such a great idea we should all enrole,
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display
your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as
men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world....
Phil McC

Re: OT, great iidea

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2003 11:46 am
by Hornetbloke
I'm all for that. Maybe we could corner the market by preparing the greetings cards in advance.....

Re: OT, great iidea

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2003 12:15 pm
by pocketrocket
LOL.. It's my ma's birthday.. I've gone right off the idea now...

Re: OT, great iidea

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2003 12:15 pm
by Scott Jism
What have a bleeding steak and a blowjob from the wife got in common?

They're both far too rare.

Oh, come on, I made that up all by myself. What do you mean "I can tell?"

Re: OT, great iidea

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2003 12:24 pm
by Raj (Ron) Jeremey
& people have the cheek to moan at Steve56?!

Re: OT, great iidea

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2003 2:26 pm
by marcusallen
Well I guess I'll have to get mine before I start on the medicine or I'll get them the wrong way around......