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right ive finally decided to post one:there were these 2 nurses talking one said to the other that mans got ludo tattoed on his cock then the other one said thats not ludo thats llandudno!

Steve, your posts are irrelevant, and so are your jokes. Total crap!!!

hey! thats not nice, leave the kid alone, lets hear one of your jokes then and we can make our own opinion

The only joke I know is:

What's the difference between erotic and perverted?

Using a feather is erotic.
Using all of the chicken...

All I will say is leave it too the professionals ie Lizard
He not only tells a joke well but remembers that this is a porn forum and always puts o/t in the header

cheers
B...OZ

PS A little joke...warning contains unpleasant material

I went to visit my Grandparents the the other day
When I arrived Grandma had vanished

So I asked Grandpa and he said she was dead....bled to death from gonorrhea

I said....You don't bleed to death from Gonorrhea Grandpa

Grandpa replied...You do when you give it to me


PPS This is my last joke because as I said some can tell em and some shouldn't even consider it...I'm in the second category

What's the cleverest thing ever to come out of a women's mouth??????

Einstein's cock!!!!!

Paul McCartney got his wife a plane for Christmas........and a ladyshave for her other leg.

I'm stumped for a reply...

or Michael Barrymore did'nt do panto last Christmas, as he'd already done Aladdin

Women walking along a beach, see's Matthew Kelly, she says:
excuse me, you're in my son!
(C) Popbitch