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Me Balls have dropped, and me voice has broken, yippeee, (just kiddin of course) niether of these things have happened yet.
Anyway,I,m finally getting Broadband, BT sent a team of weapon inspectors to my village, complete with white paper suits and gieger counters plus all kinds of fancy gizmos to sort the job, so if all goes according to plan and they give the OK, I,ll be surfing faster than a waveboarder with a lobster down his wetsuit. I know your not really interested and probably couldnt give a flying fuck, but I had to share it with someone, so why not you lot.
Right I,ll go and make some tea, might get the best china out..

Your VILLAGE??? I live in a major city and the bastards won't convert my exchange until 399 of my neighbours also ask for broadband!

if you haven't already, you can register your vote here:

Dreams do come true

See I told you if you took the Palisade down you'd get a better reception from the outside world

I assume now every file share site in the world will be downloaded?

cheers
B...OZ

cant you get cable broadband...so much better than BT

Already have - hence 399 others required to meet BT's 400 threshold.

If that was intended for me, yes, NTL have announced this weekend that broadband cable is now available in my area - just as I've committed myself to Tiscali for a year.

...and the world is your lobster (once you extract it from that surfer's sweaty rubbers).

Send the fuckers down to Cornwall...after youv'e given them their their cup of assam.

Congratulations Cornish Chris.

You think you have problems! I live in London (sometimes!) and can't get broadband! The fuckers have no software for Mac users and tell you to go and buy 3rd party software, but won't give you the back up if it goes wrong, because THEY didn't supply the software! Go figure.....