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im sorry but i cant help myself...

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:28 pm
by sandie
what are these people on???

Its so funny i had to share it with u all.


"OK cool thats great, to be fair you will be the first model I will work with as I am starting an new multi million pound agencie up in Mayfair. So I am casting for all the best girls So I want 5 main uk girls to be the top girls in the company and 5 male and thats all I am having.So it will be just me and you infront of the camera and if it all goes well I would offer you a full time role in the company making 2 films a day all over London in the best hotels and on the best sets. Then I would offer you ?500 each shoot and a 500 a weeklyalty bounus. Also I would like you to attend film premiers and Vip parties with certain footballersc only if you would be up for that sort of thing.
Are you based in London? And do you have any oter work lined up or any children to attend to?
Just a little about me I am 22 and a full time football agent, so starting an new bussisness in the adult world is new to me so if you have any ideas or any tips just let me no and maybe you could help me in the long run on an paid role.


Kind Regards

Junior Smith"


Re: im sorry but i cant help myself...

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:47 pm
by Peter
it'll work with someone.

Re: im sorry but i cant help myself...

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:39 pm
by popside
I can't see his name on The Register of FIFA Licensed Players Agents list. I used to be an agent years ago and there were loads of people making out they were agents. I've never known so many corrupt and untrustworthy people as those in the world of football, and those who pretend to be.


James

http://www.fifa.com/aboutfifa/federatio ... /list.html

http://www.fifa.com/aboutfifa/federatio ... n=eng.html


Re: im sorry but i cant help myself...

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:55 pm
by sandie
his email actually suggets he has another name.

its really sad that young girls aspire to be WAGs or media whores.
they should all want to be porn stars instead and marry a construction worker like me.


Re: im sorry but i cant help myself...

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:04 pm
by myson
You mean it's not genuine Sandie? !shocked!

Close shave there, I was gonna apply !laugh!

Myson


Re: im sorry but i cant help myself...

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:07 pm
by scott87
hi there so you looking for males performer then? what bout me if you wont contact me threw my email

rudey22@hotmail.co.uk


Re: im sorry but i cant help myself...

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:32 pm
by Mr Mark
Well, i've applied.

I'd look cracking on the red carpet in a little tight frock.


Re: im sorry but i cant help myself...

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:26 pm
by one eyed jack
Hmmm Mr Mark...I can picture it well.

You in a red frock. Thats funny. LOL. Now picture me in a red frock.

Hmm..maybe not