STD Certs & info
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 11:21 am
Some of you will recall a while back i posted details of the indigo clinic in London, well i have had several people email me for details about getting certs so i will post again. The indigo clinic which is for people who work within the adult industry and is held on thursdays at the Charing Cross Hospital so called but is now in Fulham at Fulham Palace Road W6 8RF you need to make an appointment at least a week in advance by phoning 020 8846 1579 well that is the details but if you would like to read on i will bore you with the procedures for a male, females would obviously be slightly different
Once given your appointment which will probably be at a time before the clinic actualy opens you will find yourself standing in a long corridor with other people of all sexes male, female and others, now being that this is an std clinic the gorgeous bird that you just followed down fulham palace road and wanted to fuck the arse off you are now keeping at arms length just in case, the doors are opened and you register at reception and told to go to a waiting area where you sit with all the others who are their for whatever reasons, no conversation is made except maybe for a middle aged old git who rants on about the weather if this happens just say hello Graham and i will acknowledge you. After some time you will be summoned into a room where your full name is called out aloud (embarrasment) by a doctor hopefully a female unless you are a poof who will instuct you to drop your cacks as she is pulling on her rubber gloves, then if she is good at her job she will take a crouching position in front of you whilst weighing your balls with her hands and giving your cock a good looking over, at the same time she is trying not to laugh, you of course are trying to push your manhood into her face, erections are not allowed(chance would be a fine thing) and all this on the NHS who said our money is being wasted. Once that is over with you then go back to the waiting area and called in to see a sexual adviser normally an attractive young lady who will ask you intimate questions about your sex life and she may also give you a few tips, again hardons are not allowed, you then go back to the waiting area where a qualified nurse will take you into a room and take a blood sample from your arm and swabs from your mouth and throat, now comes the bit you are waiting for the nurse then instructs you to get your nudger out and hold the eye open where she takes swabs from inside, one of which goes quite deep and is not so pleasurable, you then go back again to the waiting area while the nurse looks at your swabs under a microscope she can then tell you hopefully the good news but you will still have to wait a week for the certs, so that is the procedure for the males if any of you girls would like to enlighten us with your experiences at a clinic im sure it would make more interesting reading than the bollocks above!love!
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Once given your appointment which will probably be at a time before the clinic actualy opens you will find yourself standing in a long corridor with other people of all sexes male, female and others, now being that this is an std clinic the gorgeous bird that you just followed down fulham palace road and wanted to fuck the arse off you are now keeping at arms length just in case, the doors are opened and you register at reception and told to go to a waiting area where you sit with all the others who are their for whatever reasons, no conversation is made except maybe for a middle aged old git who rants on about the weather if this happens just say hello Graham and i will acknowledge you. After some time you will be summoned into a room where your full name is called out aloud (embarrasment) by a doctor hopefully a female unless you are a poof who will instuct you to drop your cacks as she is pulling on her rubber gloves, then if she is good at her job she will take a crouching position in front of you whilst weighing your balls with her hands and giving your cock a good looking over, at the same time she is trying not to laugh, you of course are trying to push your manhood into her face, erections are not allowed(chance would be a fine thing) and all this on the NHS who said our money is being wasted. Once that is over with you then go back to the waiting area and called in to see a sexual adviser normally an attractive young lady who will ask you intimate questions about your sex life and she may also give you a few tips, again hardons are not allowed, you then go back to the waiting area where a qualified nurse will take you into a room and take a blood sample from your arm and swabs from your mouth and throat, now comes the bit you are waiting for the nurse then instructs you to get your nudger out and hold the eye open where she takes swabs from inside, one of which goes quite deep and is not so pleasurable, you then go back again to the waiting area while the nurse looks at your swabs under a microscope she can then tell you hopefully the good news but you will still have to wait a week for the certs, so that is the procedure for the males if any of you girls would like to enlighten us with your experiences at a clinic im sure it would make more interesting reading than the bollocks above!love!
Http://www.planet-erotica.org>