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To everybody out there I beg you NOT to check out jimslip.com. This man is a disgrace to our business and should be driven out by all of us with flaming torches and pitch- forks and he makes me sick to the top of my bottom!

I accuse him of the following crimes against pornography:

1/ He is an old git with thick glasses on.
2/ He thinks he's a porn stud, but doesnt even shave his arse!
3/ He smells (I think)
4/ All the girls on his site laugh, joke and giggle and do NOT POUT!
5/ There is NOT ONE example in any of the 60 scenes of the following: fisting,pissing,double anal,vomiting,whipping,strangulation, abuse,humiliation (either verbally or physically),gang rape or decapitation.
6/He doesn't allow PROPER porn studs (like me) to have a turn. I'm probably FAR TOO GOOD LOOKING, you ugly OLD PERSON WHO SHOULD BE GETTING HIS BUS PASS AND NOT FUCKING LOADS OF TASTY BIRDS!!

SO I say to the BOSS OF TVX, BAN HIS SHOWS NOW. TO the BOSS OF XXXPLICIT ban his shows and go and hit this silly man (jimslip) for me!

So all of you please rally to my battle-cry, "Together we march, we chomp at the bit, to rid our fair world of that FUCKING JIMSLIP"

So apart from that what you got against him?

d'ya know, i feel a certain reverse psychology going on here...

From what I can see,Mr.Slip seems perfectly fine.

But I'd be more inclined to pay good money to see Mr Pupp and Mr.Allen fight it out to the death -bare knuckle rather than bare arsed though plse gentlemen.

yep, which is why it's staying up.

Hey Todge,
Just seen all this.
I'll fight it out with Jimslip to the last drop. Contestants to choose their own brand.
Apart from that, if I understand him correctly, then I agree 100%

Addendum: I am not ENTIRELY sober.

Many people have asked, "Van Den Pupp, why do you hate Jim Slip so much?" Well I will tell you!!

When I heard he was about to have have the delectable Asian Babes, Destiny and then Sahara on his site, both clad in thigh length boots, stockings and ever so itsy-bitsy little kind of thongy things, I wrote to him (with a very flattering pic of myself enclosed) and said quite reasonably, "Mr Slip, as I am a GOOD LOOKING YOUNG porn stud, who has got it up on more than one occasion and more importantly not a sleazy old person like you, is it not unreasonable that you let me fuck these babes, while you piss off into the other room and have a cup of Horlicks and look at the Kleaneze catalogue and ORDER MORE INCONTINENCE PANTS LIKE AN OLD PERSON LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING?"

Anyway his reply was, "Fuck off fatso, I'm having all the crumpet for myself!"

Well I was as livid as a trapeze artist who has fallen to the ground and split his pants(which really did happen to me!) So this is why I swear eternal vengeance on that horrible greedy person!!
So will go to the ends of my street to find him and SLAP HIM!

Well Van Den Pupp, you may be a fetching young lad, rippling with muscles but the impression I get on the outside looking in is you are an arrogant person whose attitude has caused Jim to act accordingly.

If you came to me with that attitude, I might fuck the girls just to prove a point that it's my shoot also. How dare you insult me.

C'mon you know it makes sense.

I've worked with Jim and his missus for Real Couples and found him to be quite an amenable fellow but you sound quite frightening and a bit of a handful. Who wants that on the day!?

By the way, it's none of my business, but it is a forum here and I am allowed to have an opinion.

As a producer myself, this kind of attitude doesn't hold you in good stead...Unless, this thread is some joke between you and Jim I don't know about.

One of the earlier posters in this thread has already picked up on this...

I think it was on the London underground where I first saw the "designers against Ikea" posters and I'll admit to being immediately taken in - although on later reflection I had my doubts, thinking "it could be a stunt" - I subsequently saw the TV ad and KNEW it was a stunt... I dare say VanDenPupp is a Jim Slipp creation and a very entertaining publicity stunt too...

Though I may be wrong and would happily stand to be corrected...