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Kristina Bellanova 5 : Absolute Beginners

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:23 pm
by Ogre
I noticed only Kristina is ID'd on the site. Shame the movie is more about Absolute Beginners than it is Kristina Bellanova, Kristina barely gets it on in the flick :D


Either way, no one else is ID'd. I have a copy with the cast named. I'm pretty sure for most of them it was a one-off as I've never seen any of them elsewhere (besides some brief 17 appearances in their russian serie). I doubt the information is very useful, but if you guys want it I can post the stuff...?

Re: Kristina Bellanova 5 : Absolute Beginners

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:19 am
by jj
Definitely worth doing: the KB stuff is a total mess at present.
It doesn't help that the films were edited so poorly and that, as
you say, ID-info is almost non-existent. Better to have as many
pieces of the jigsaw as possible.....


Re: Kristina Bellanova 5 : Absolute Beginners

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:36 am
by Ogre
Alright, I'll get the stuff up tonight. Who knows, perhaps someone might be able to identify them from something else. I really doubt it though.

Re: Kristina Bellanova 5 : Absolute Beginners

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:13 am
by jj
"I really doubt it though".

Me, too- but then, I'm an Olympic-standard pessimist : -)


Re: Kristina Bellanova 5 : Absolute Beginners

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:15 pm
by Ogre
Ok, here goes. I tried to capture faces to the best of my ability but VLC failed on the SS function, so I did them all manually. It was very choppy doing that and Kullervo Koivisto probably being drunk the whole time didn't help :)


The cast screenshots from the end:


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Scene breakdown:

Scene 1
Natascha and Svedi engage in a threesome with Alexei
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Scene 2
Jasmina Mai fondles herself, but is interrupted by Kristina Bellanova and Igor. Kristina proceeds to suck off Igor. With the risk of sounding overtly humorous, parts of this scene have to be some of the most unerotic experiences ever. I'm sure Jasmina was told to at least look like she is having fun, and while she almost succeeds, when she watches the blowjob, it looks like a look of hidden horror on her face. I suspect Igor has herpes and Kristina is the only one in the room that is unaware of this, hence the rather horrific scene.
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Scene 3
Nikki and Alexei
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Scene 4
Sadie and Jerom
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Scene 5
Morena and Svedi
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Scene 6
Sadie and Jerom again
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Scene 7
Natascha and Svedi
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Scene 8
Nikki, Natascha, Svedi and Jerom
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Scene 9
Nikki, Natascha and Svedi
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There are short scenes in between of whoever (I think there is an effort for something that might be vaguely resembling a plot), and the film ands in Kristina pissing in the shower. The cast seems to be mostly russian and occasionally hints at Russia as being the geographical location, but some of the scenes if not all of them were definitely shot in Finland.

This also included some 17 trailers and footage of Kristina prancing around in underwear and eating. For what reason, I do not know.

Re: Kristina Bellanova 5 : Absolute Beginners

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:20 pm
by Ogre
Oh, and almost forgot. Natascha and Svedi I've seen somewhere else, at least Natascha is in some 17 title. I'd sure like to see more of them, I think they were the only redeeming quality in this film :)

Re: Kristina Bellanova 5 : Absolute Beginners

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:40 am
by jj
Good stuff : -)
I'm pretty sure 'Svedi' has appeared in an early Private vid.


Re: Kristina Bellanova 5 : Absolute Beginners

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:10 am
by Ogre
Like you I'm a pessimist, but you're quickly changing this around :)


Re: Kristina Bellanova 5 : Absolute Beginners

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 12:12 am
by temp_username
As a note, some info regarding this release being recently re-discovered. The release on EGAFD should be called Glasnost with Love.

This film was originally shot in the early 90ies as Glasnost with Love (released in 1992). The film is mostly intact in this release, taking away some footage and adding some inserts of Kristina Bellanova (from Kristina Bellanova 2: Private Dancer) and an old Kristina Bellanova scene from 1993. The Kristina Bellanova scene was added in from the same session as in Call Me (with Karmen who is credited in Kristina Bellanova 5 as Jasmina Mai).

See here: Glasnost with Love

This is not odd as the same director's film's Nuns l and Nuns 2 was later re-released as Kristina Bellanova 4 and 6 by Video Art Holland.

Re: Kristina Bellanova 5 : Absolute Beginners

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 10:30 am
by Ogre
Now that's a find! :)
I'd certainly be interested in more films and scenes regarding these participants, and in general more of the 90's finnish/estonian films