"Sex Horror Show" (1987)
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:05 am
"Sex Horror Show" [1987: France. Producer & Director: Sam Reynolds. Run Time: 75'*]
Featuring: Jennifer Scallone, Groseille, Carole Ga?l
Andrew McVeen, Raphael
"*" = but this version has been edited by VCA. !annoyed!
Andrew & Jennifer are the [married?] couple who seemingly do not have sex with one another. In this video, which is essentially a vignette feature, we peer into their minds to learn what are each's sexual fantasies. Of course, only in fantasies are all things possible; but these head for absurdity and hang around a while. [Pinball fanatics take note: This video has both a "KISS" and a "PLAYBOY" (both by Bally) table in it.]
Jennifer wonders if Andrew has a mistress. The respondent fantasy of Andrew's involves Groseille, your infrequently-seen portly and rotund nudie bar dancer. [The Benny Hill line is, "There's a shapely young lass in there struggling to get out."] Groseille strips, and sucks on Andrew's cock for a while (he does not finish).
As if she somehow deduces Andrew's fantasy, Jennifer decides to try and top that with the most unhinged delirium she can muster. She becomes a ?punk rock grrrl?, wearing black lipstick and an open black cape with no underwear beneath, sitting in a chair lightly fingering her pussy as she views two nude gay males embracing on a bed, kissing, sucking cock, and lubing each other's ass for sex. [But this being the 1990s VCA re-release of the video, the wimps at VCA decided we couldn't handle any imagery of bareback gay sex, so it snipped that footage. !rant!]
Andrew imagines that Jennifer is having sex with Raphael, your not-as-infrequently-seen black dwarf. But since he doesn't really want her to enjoy that, he sends a third person, a regular-looking white female (Carole Ga?l?), into her fantasy to take on Raphael instead. Watch this scene closely. In the previous scene, I roared at VCA for not showing us something; and in this, I must get on our director's case because he did not allow Raphael to sink his cock into either female. The scene descends into a girl | girl episode, and Raphael is relegated to feebly stroking his cock while glimpsing this (he does not finish). !sad!
We have now gone on for thirty minutes without any genuine intercourse occurring on camera. The director decided he had better get back to his base; and so Andrew dreams that he is part of a three-way [queen triad] which becomes a double-penetration stint, and finishes with each male splooging on the female's butt cheeks.
Andrew hallucinates another nudie bar courtesan, but this dream is invaded by Jennifer, who attempts to water down the situation by introducing a third person, a cross-dressing male; who chastises Andrew for only wanting to have sex with nudie bar dancers, and mostly ignoring him. To try and distract Andrew, he lubes himself up, and plunges a dildo into his arsehole. [Somehow, this scene got through VCA's filter.]
With all the absurdities in this video, it will not hurt that I give away the ending, because it is sensible. Andrew & Jennifer realize that fantasies are nice, but real sex is more satisfying. Which we view.
Featuring: Jennifer Scallone, Groseille, Carole Ga?l
Andrew McVeen, Raphael
"*" = but this version has been edited by VCA. !annoyed!
Andrew & Jennifer are the [married?] couple who seemingly do not have sex with one another. In this video, which is essentially a vignette feature, we peer into their minds to learn what are each's sexual fantasies. Of course, only in fantasies are all things possible; but these head for absurdity and hang around a while. [Pinball fanatics take note: This video has both a "KISS" and a "PLAYBOY" (both by Bally) table in it.]
Jennifer wonders if Andrew has a mistress. The respondent fantasy of Andrew's involves Groseille, your infrequently-seen portly and rotund nudie bar dancer. [The Benny Hill line is, "There's a shapely young lass in there struggling to get out."] Groseille strips, and sucks on Andrew's cock for a while (he does not finish).
As if she somehow deduces Andrew's fantasy, Jennifer decides to try and top that with the most unhinged delirium she can muster. She becomes a ?punk rock grrrl?, wearing black lipstick and an open black cape with no underwear beneath, sitting in a chair lightly fingering her pussy as she views two nude gay males embracing on a bed, kissing, sucking cock, and lubing each other's ass for sex. [But this being the 1990s VCA re-release of the video, the wimps at VCA decided we couldn't handle any imagery of bareback gay sex, so it snipped that footage. !rant!]
Andrew imagines that Jennifer is having sex with Raphael, your not-as-infrequently-seen black dwarf. But since he doesn't really want her to enjoy that, he sends a third person, a regular-looking white female (Carole Ga?l?), into her fantasy to take on Raphael instead. Watch this scene closely. In the previous scene, I roared at VCA for not showing us something; and in this, I must get on our director's case because he did not allow Raphael to sink his cock into either female. The scene descends into a girl | girl episode, and Raphael is relegated to feebly stroking his cock while glimpsing this (he does not finish). !sad!
We have now gone on for thirty minutes without any genuine intercourse occurring on camera. The director decided he had better get back to his base; and so Andrew dreams that he is part of a three-way [queen triad] which becomes a double-penetration stint, and finishes with each male splooging on the female's butt cheeks.
Andrew hallucinates another nudie bar courtesan, but this dream is invaded by Jennifer, who attempts to water down the situation by introducing a third person, a cross-dressing male; who chastises Andrew for only wanting to have sex with nudie bar dancers, and mostly ignoring him. To try and distract Andrew, he lubes himself up, and plunges a dildo into his arsehole. [Somehow, this scene got through VCA's filter.]
With all the absurdities in this video, it will not hurt that I give away the ending, because it is sensible. Andrew & Jennifer realize that fantasies are nice, but real sex is more satisfying. Which we view.