Lahaie: Je suis une belle salope review
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:14 pm
Je suis une belle salope (1976)
In this film the Brigitte Lahaie character is incapable of doing anything without thinking about sex. Brigitte is a brunette here and looks quite young, this being one of her earlier pornos. She maintains a rather vacant, sometimes coy, (weak smiles, pen-chewing) look throughout as all the sex scenes happen in her imagination.
Sex scene one: At the start she is dreaming, pushing the sheets back off her body, as she imagines ?
An attractive woman (Barbara Moose) on top of a man. She?s going up and down on his penis, making a lot of noise. She has one leg up, her breasts rise and fall in slow motion. The scene ends with a close up of the man coming over the Moose?s bush.
Two: BL starts to wash, standing in the centre of the room and using a shower-head to put the water over her body. She is fully naked and she jets the water over her breasts, buttocks and then her bush. She holds it close to her pussy and fingers herself. Doesn?t last long.
Three: She gets dressed and gets on a train to go to work. There are two men, one with a moustache, and a woman Elisabeth Buret in large (Deirdre Barlow/Elton John-like) glasses.
The two men move in on BL, each beginning to fondle her breasts. EB starts to put her hand in BL?s pants.
EB kneels in front of BL and pulls down her panties, leaving her standing in her stockings and suspenders.
The men pull down her dress and then her white bra and start to suck her breasts. She has one man on each tit and Buret at her pussy. The moustached man takes out his cock and makes BL hold it, then he makes the other woman hold it. Buret starts to wank it and then put it in her mouth as the other clean shaven man starts to fuck BL from behind.
Shots of man going into Lahaie from behind. EB continues the blow job, she is fully dressed.
The man fucking Lahaie takes his cock out and comes over her buttocks. EB reaches up and rubs his cum into Lahaie?s buttocks and lower back..
Four: BL arrives at the office where she is secretary. Evelyne Manta arrives to see BL?s boss. Manta is dark haired with an unusual but quite sexy face. She has to sit and wait in the same room as BL.
BL quickly starts imagining EM naked on the two-seat sofa. They wear only stockings and suspenders. BL leans across her and they kiss. BL?s hand goes down to EM?s pussy, which is thick with hair. BL kisses her nipples and goes down to kneel between her legs. EM holds her legs up and wide for BL to get access to her bush with her tongue. EM gasps and claws the sofa behind her head, writhing very sexily.
Then EM lies on BL on the floor and kisses her nipples. EM rubs between BL?s thighs, their pussies together. Then the fantasy stops.
Five: Lahaie is called into the office by her boss. As she sits there with Evelyne Manta and the man (Jean Louis Vattier from Night Fevers) she starts to imagine EM being shagged by him. EM is facing a glass table, her hands holding her up. She is standing with the man behind. The scene is shot from under the table. EM looks very sexy in stockings and suspenders. (BL is at side playing with her pussy.) EM cries out as she is fucked, her face contorted in pleasure.
There is a nice side-on shot of EM being fucked from behind and then BL moves across to the pair and they lead EM over to a sofa and make her kneel on it, facing the back. Her arse is pushed out nicely for the guy to fuck. She gasps madly as the man fucks her. Nice shot of her ass from above as his penis goes in her bush. BL kisses her back and strokes her ass.
BL reaches up to kiss the man so that her breasts are squeezed against his stomach and EM?s buttocks. EM pushes right back against the man, gasping loudly.
Now they change position so that BL is lying back on the sofa and EM is lying across it. From here EM sucks the man?s cock and the man fingers BL?s bush. EM gets a good grip of the man?s cock and sucks it hard, all photographed from above.
Now the man kneels in front of BL and begins to fuck her, opening her legs wide. EM strokes BL?s breasts. The two women kiss, EM kisses BL?s breasts. The man strokes EM?s arse as he fucks BL. After a shortish time the man takes his cock out and comes over BL?s stomach and she takes her fingers and rubs his cum in her face.
Six: BL goes to a bar for lunch. She sees a man in a leather jacket playing pinball. She imagines she is lying on the glass of the pinball machine, again just wearing her black stockings and white suspender belt. Her breasts jiggle as he fucks her. Close up of the man?s penis going into her as she grips the glass. The man is fully dressed, standing, fucking her. Her naked arse is on the cold glass. BL touches her own breasts. At the end the man takes out his cock and comes over her belly. She rubs it into her skin with her fingers. Not an especially sexy scene.
Seven: Afternoon in the office. There is a meeting and Barbara Moose, Micky Love (a round faced blonde) and Nicole Velna are there.
Lahaie starts imagining them making love to the men. All naked. It starts with BM giving Lahaie?s boss a blow job.
Then NV is giving a very deep blow job to another guy, filling her mouth with a very large penis, licking its sides, and running her hand over it. She rubs it over her cheek and in her hair.
Now ML is giving a blow job, her hair falling over a guy?s cock.
Now we see all three in one shot, giving blow jobs.
Then NV swings her leg across a guy, facing away from him, sucking his cock. Unfortunately this is only seen from one angle and not in close up.
BL comes into the room, watching. She?s down to her underwear and playing with her breasts and bush.
ML is being screwed now, lying back on the sofa, her breasts bouncing. Quickly the man takes out his cock and comes over her belly and then rubs it against her pussy.
NV is being fucked on the sofa.
BM is standing playing with her breasts, one leg up so that a man can sit underneath her, eating out her bush. BL starts to suck the man?s cock as he does this.
NV is seen gasping loudly and sucking her own nipples as she gets fucked.
BL is bent over a desk, her arse looking round and gorgeous. The ginger man/her boss wanks himself over her buttocks and BM wipes it into her skin.
There are then various shots of the continuing orgy. Lots of noise from ML and NV, who has a man come over her stomach.
The ginger man starts to fuck BL from behind. They talk on the phone as they have sex. BM stands at side wiggling her fine buttocks.
Eight: In the evening, BL is taken to the cinema by her boyfriend. As she eats a chocolate ice cream she imagines she is bending into his lap to give him a blow job as he watches the film. She gives him a longish, loving, deep blow job and moves her face back to wank him until he comes over his belly. BL remains dressed throughout.
Nine: BL is driven back to her flat by her boyfriend. She goes in alone and strips in front of a full-length mirror ? blouse, skirt, bra, knickers. There is then a long, slow sequence where she eats and watches TV and thinks about what she has fantasised about all day. There are clips of all the earlier sex scenes with the occasional new angle and then BL gets into a red bodice and lies on the bed. She fingers herself and plays with herself until she comes quite noisily. I found this last sequence a bit boring.
My version of this film is a little dark with less than brilliant picture quality. It?s good Lahaie but not classic.
-The End-
In this film the Brigitte Lahaie character is incapable of doing anything without thinking about sex. Brigitte is a brunette here and looks quite young, this being one of her earlier pornos. She maintains a rather vacant, sometimes coy, (weak smiles, pen-chewing) look throughout as all the sex scenes happen in her imagination.
Sex scene one: At the start she is dreaming, pushing the sheets back off her body, as she imagines ?
An attractive woman (Barbara Moose) on top of a man. She?s going up and down on his penis, making a lot of noise. She has one leg up, her breasts rise and fall in slow motion. The scene ends with a close up of the man coming over the Moose?s bush.
Two: BL starts to wash, standing in the centre of the room and using a shower-head to put the water over her body. She is fully naked and she jets the water over her breasts, buttocks and then her bush. She holds it close to her pussy and fingers herself. Doesn?t last long.
Three: She gets dressed and gets on a train to go to work. There are two men, one with a moustache, and a woman Elisabeth Buret in large (Deirdre Barlow/Elton John-like) glasses.
The two men move in on BL, each beginning to fondle her breasts. EB starts to put her hand in BL?s pants.
EB kneels in front of BL and pulls down her panties, leaving her standing in her stockings and suspenders.
The men pull down her dress and then her white bra and start to suck her breasts. She has one man on each tit and Buret at her pussy. The moustached man takes out his cock and makes BL hold it, then he makes the other woman hold it. Buret starts to wank it and then put it in her mouth as the other clean shaven man starts to fuck BL from behind.
Shots of man going into Lahaie from behind. EB continues the blow job, she is fully dressed.
The man fucking Lahaie takes his cock out and comes over her buttocks. EB reaches up and rubs his cum into Lahaie?s buttocks and lower back..
Four: BL arrives at the office where she is secretary. Evelyne Manta arrives to see BL?s boss. Manta is dark haired with an unusual but quite sexy face. She has to sit and wait in the same room as BL.
BL quickly starts imagining EM naked on the two-seat sofa. They wear only stockings and suspenders. BL leans across her and they kiss. BL?s hand goes down to EM?s pussy, which is thick with hair. BL kisses her nipples and goes down to kneel between her legs. EM holds her legs up and wide for BL to get access to her bush with her tongue. EM gasps and claws the sofa behind her head, writhing very sexily.
Then EM lies on BL on the floor and kisses her nipples. EM rubs between BL?s thighs, their pussies together. Then the fantasy stops.
Five: Lahaie is called into the office by her boss. As she sits there with Evelyne Manta and the man (Jean Louis Vattier from Night Fevers) she starts to imagine EM being shagged by him. EM is facing a glass table, her hands holding her up. She is standing with the man behind. The scene is shot from under the table. EM looks very sexy in stockings and suspenders. (BL is at side playing with her pussy.) EM cries out as she is fucked, her face contorted in pleasure.
There is a nice side-on shot of EM being fucked from behind and then BL moves across to the pair and they lead EM over to a sofa and make her kneel on it, facing the back. Her arse is pushed out nicely for the guy to fuck. She gasps madly as the man fucks her. Nice shot of her ass from above as his penis goes in her bush. BL kisses her back and strokes her ass.
BL reaches up to kiss the man so that her breasts are squeezed against his stomach and EM?s buttocks. EM pushes right back against the man, gasping loudly.
Now they change position so that BL is lying back on the sofa and EM is lying across it. From here EM sucks the man?s cock and the man fingers BL?s bush. EM gets a good grip of the man?s cock and sucks it hard, all photographed from above.
Now the man kneels in front of BL and begins to fuck her, opening her legs wide. EM strokes BL?s breasts. The two women kiss, EM kisses BL?s breasts. The man strokes EM?s arse as he fucks BL. After a shortish time the man takes his cock out and comes over BL?s stomach and she takes her fingers and rubs his cum in her face.
Six: BL goes to a bar for lunch. She sees a man in a leather jacket playing pinball. She imagines she is lying on the glass of the pinball machine, again just wearing her black stockings and white suspender belt. Her breasts jiggle as he fucks her. Close up of the man?s penis going into her as she grips the glass. The man is fully dressed, standing, fucking her. Her naked arse is on the cold glass. BL touches her own breasts. At the end the man takes out his cock and comes over her belly. She rubs it into her skin with her fingers. Not an especially sexy scene.
Seven: Afternoon in the office. There is a meeting and Barbara Moose, Micky Love (a round faced blonde) and Nicole Velna are there.
Lahaie starts imagining them making love to the men. All naked. It starts with BM giving Lahaie?s boss a blow job.
Then NV is giving a very deep blow job to another guy, filling her mouth with a very large penis, licking its sides, and running her hand over it. She rubs it over her cheek and in her hair.
Now ML is giving a blow job, her hair falling over a guy?s cock.
Now we see all three in one shot, giving blow jobs.
Then NV swings her leg across a guy, facing away from him, sucking his cock. Unfortunately this is only seen from one angle and not in close up.
BL comes into the room, watching. She?s down to her underwear and playing with her breasts and bush.
ML is being screwed now, lying back on the sofa, her breasts bouncing. Quickly the man takes out his cock and comes over her belly and then rubs it against her pussy.
NV is being fucked on the sofa.
BM is standing playing with her breasts, one leg up so that a man can sit underneath her, eating out her bush. BL starts to suck the man?s cock as he does this.
NV is seen gasping loudly and sucking her own nipples as she gets fucked.
BL is bent over a desk, her arse looking round and gorgeous. The ginger man/her boss wanks himself over her buttocks and BM wipes it into her skin.
There are then various shots of the continuing orgy. Lots of noise from ML and NV, who has a man come over her stomach.
The ginger man starts to fuck BL from behind. They talk on the phone as they have sex. BM stands at side wiggling her fine buttocks.
Eight: In the evening, BL is taken to the cinema by her boyfriend. As she eats a chocolate ice cream she imagines she is bending into his lap to give him a blow job as he watches the film. She gives him a longish, loving, deep blow job and moves her face back to wank him until he comes over his belly. BL remains dressed throughout.
Nine: BL is driven back to her flat by her boyfriend. She goes in alone and strips in front of a full-length mirror ? blouse, skirt, bra, knickers. There is then a long, slow sequence where she eats and watches TV and thinks about what she has fantasised about all day. There are clips of all the earlier sex scenes with the occasional new angle and then BL gets into a red bodice and lies on the bed. She fingers herself and plays with herself until she comes quite noisily. I found this last sequence a bit boring.
My version of this film is a little dark with less than brilliant picture quality. It?s good Lahaie but not classic.
-The End-