Celebrity Spotting

[Arginald Valleywater]

Seen in Ikea....Ed Balls looking for a new seat. Ed Millibland in London trying to avoid his brother. Esther McVey moving away from Merseyside and Nicola Sturgeon in Waterstone's buying Mein Kampf for inspiration.

[Dick Moby]

Well if Esther McVey gets stuck I have a nice little French maids uniform that we could share and the house could use a bit of a dust. I've also got a few things she could polish.

[Arginald Valleywater]

Indeed. Dirty looking woman.