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Maths ain't wot it was in my day

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 3:47 pm
by David Johnson
I note that Call me Dave is peddling the same, old shite in his latest electoral poster announcement.



Deficit cut in half, Dave? What a fantastic achievement! Dave was stating that it had been cut by a third only as recently as the beginning of December.

Vote for this guy and not only will the deficit disappear in no time (down from a third to a half in less than 4 weeks, what a guy, what a government) but the general populace will be setting fire to ?20 notes we will be so well off.

Well, in Boy George's Autumn Statement, the deficit was ?134 billion in 2010-11 and ?98 billion in 2013-14. The deficit is anticipated to be down to ?91 billion for 2014-15.

So ?91 billion is half of ?134 billion, right?

Err, perhaps not

Re: Maths ain't wot it was in my day

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:21 pm
by Arginald Valleywater
At least it is down. With Millibland and Eddie Bollox in charge we will be borrowing off the likes of Wonga to keep essential services going under the strain of more constantly breeding illegals. Enoch was still right in 2015.

Re: Maths ain't wot it was in my day

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:56 pm
by David Johnson
Thank God, Cameron delivered on his promise "no ifs, no buts, we will reduce immigration to the tens of thousands"

And it is great the way he has "rebalanced the economy" - trade deficit, the highest it has ever been.

And the way, Boy George has missed every single economic target he set himself, that is a very "confidence building". We don't want to throw it away by voting for another party, do we?

And all those fantastic jobs Cameron and Boy George have created, particularly the amazing number of new businesses. Ask a City Link contractor about how wonderful an experience that has been to buy a van, get it painted in City Link livery at your own cost, get fined by City Link if you are sick and then find that you have lost all your dosh and are unlikely to get paid for work done, all on the TV.

It's all fantastic, isn't it?

Re: Maths ain't wot it was in my day

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:58 pm
by a m playlist
Arginald Valleywater wrote:

> At least it is down. With Millibland and Eddie Bollox in charge
> we will be borrowing off the likes of Wonga to keep essential
> services going under the strain of more constantly breeding
> illegals. Enoch was still right in 2015.

I've said it before, Arginald, Enoch was not right - he was a very naughty boy. And you're a very naughty boy for keeping repeating such nonsense.

Now run along and start breeding some legals, if you don't like the idea of illegals breeding.


Re: Maths ain't wot it was in my day

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:03 pm
by David Johnson
Naughty boy indeed. The question I ask myself is "would I be happy if a family of Arginalds moved in next door?"

Don't get me wrong, I'm not racist, but.......

At Least You Can Trust Nick Clegg

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 9:45 pm
by planeterotica