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For some strange reason I am being drawn to the new season of Strictly.....could it be that ultra milf Susanah Reid is on, plus the equally gorgeous Sophie Ellis Bextor (i'd nail her mother aswell!) and Countdown's Rachel Riley....shallow? Me? Yep!

"For some strange reason I am being drawn to the new season of Strictly"

Maybe it's because Posh isn't on it as i know you hate Becks (the bloke not the beer) or maybe you want to oogle scouse WAG Abby Clancy.

What's white and slithers across the floor?
Cum .. dancing. !happy!

Can't abide Abby C and Posh wouldn't appear as her plastic surgery wouldn't move enough for her to dance.....more nips than a regiment of Imperial Guards!

I stood next to Sophie Ellis Bextor in a pub once, she is very tall. I remember her mum on Blue Peter years ago. Strictly would be much better if it wasn't for that tool Bruce Forsyth, his co-presenter Tess Daly and much of the audience are embarrassed by many of his stupid comments.

It's high time Brucie was put away in an old peoples home.

Sophie is 5ft 9in tall according to the tinernet.

Speak nicely about her because she is the woman I love*

*I could do her some damage given half a chance.

Brucie is embarrassing. Why do we waste so much licence payers money on a liability?