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Here's mine, bought on VHS aged seventeen...

http://99.192.226.225/w/942843/Schoolgi ... ay_3_part1

I can't remember the first one but i use to buy them in Soho under the counter make copies of them to sell and then part trade the one i bought for another and did the same, there was a lot more money in porn back then than there is these days !sad! most of the pornos those days were either U.S. or continental, Brit Porn was like gold dust !wink!

a dubbed german movie from the back of one of those mobile video salesman that were around in the 80's,for a fiver

Step forward Terry of this parish?

Blimey I'm thinking it was a movie from Video Teresa Orlowski with some dusky beauty called Chantelle (the scene was with Christoff Clark) then remember a Maximum Perversum video which shocked me as it had girls having a wee over blokes faces...I was never the same since. The picture quality was proper knock your eye out sharp too

Between these two and a Magma video which I fondly remembered the badly narrated VO: "Thats right babe, blow his fucking sugar stick all over your face and swallow" or some such like that

They dont make em like that anymore

I remember the first porn video in a manky video sleeve I saw was a a pass around dodgy VHS with Vanessa Del Rio which always had creased tape signals which revealed something like the news or Coronation Street that interfered with the cum shot being seen in its entirety

The video was so filthy you had to wash your hands after taking it out the video machine. Christ knows what filth it left on the video heads

It was one of those tapes that disappeared and no one knew who had it last owned up to having it

My second and third films were Maximum Perversum and Magma respectively - and I'm desperate to acquire DVD reissues of such late eighties/early nineties classics!

I loved the Harry S Morgan fisting / pissing / emema stuff - it blew my tiny mind at seventeen!

And as for Magma "Play the skinflute, you dirty fucking spunk junkie" etc etc. Classic overdubs!

I bought Makin Whoopee' from a Private Sex Shop when I was 17. Although not the first porno I watched lol.

http://www.excaliburfilms.com/AdultDVD/ ... e_dvd.html

I have no idea of the name, but it was an 8mm film from Swedish Erotica which I bought in Hamburg in the summer of 1977. My then landlord at my university digs borrowed it from me so he could take it with him as he worked on the rigs in the North Sea. I got a discount in the rent in return, but never saw the film again as it "got lost"

My local video shop at home was run by a dodgy Indian guy who would rent out copies of copies of copies of videos like Behind The Green Door, Deep Throat, The Satisfiers of Alpha Blue and the such like, which I would get from him during the summer holidays when I was working in the pub whilst my parents went away on holiday (ah the joys of being 19/20 living at home with no parents about but a JVC video player in the corner!!!).

The first video I actually bought was a 3 hour long tape made by one of the Soho sex shops where they'd put together a pretty reasonable compilation of snippets from several dozen films they had. Each snippet had the code of the film if you then wanted to buy the full film.

However I soon discovered a reliable company in Holland that sold first generation copies of Marc Dorcel films (amongst others) and Attention Fillettes was amongst the first ones I bought

Is it just me or did Bane in The Dark Knight sound like those voice over guys. The way he spoke and enunciated and spoke with no emotion. I kept expecting Bane to say "Go on man, stick in in her fucking slash", a line from the first porno I ever bought