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He has been married twice and brought up two kids as a single parent. He looked out to sea today and said "you know what? Dolphins are like women. They look fantastic but who wants to own one, too tricky to look after".

A bit sexist but possibly accurate.

My dads fave quote was "if it's got tits or wheels it will cause you problems and cost you money..."

One thing i have discovered is that women in general have the fiercest tempers and far more scarier than blokes when they lose it.