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Smoker Rooney gone stale

Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 2:52 am
by mrmcfister
The twat ain't happy to earn ?220K a week at Man Utd then? Shame he doesn't take a few leaves out of Giggsy book and take better care of himself.Any top athlete that smokes is losing at least 5%.Bet Fergie will be glad to see the back of him...

Re: Smoker Rooney gone stale

Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 3:17 am
by Arginald Valleywater
Interesting to see who will take him on. Unfit, under the thumb and vastly overpaid. On his day a brilliant match winner but not in current frame of mind.

Re: Smoker Rooney gone stale

Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 8:01 am
by Essex Lad
mrmcfister wrote:

Bet Fergie will be glad to see the back of him...

I doubt Fergie gives a toss. David Moyes might...

Re: Smoker Rooney gone stale

Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 3:11 pm
by Arginald Valleywater
The fact he wants out double pronto hints at no love with his ex boss....

Re: Smoker Rooney gone stale

Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 3:07 pm
by mrchapel
I don`t think he`s even got the shrek movies to fall back on now


Re: Smoker Rooney gone stale

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 8:24 am
by Bob Singleton
mrmcfister wrote:

> The twat ain't happy to earn ?220K a week at Man Utd then?
> Shame he doesn't take a few leaves out of Giggsy book and take
> better care of himself.Any top athlete that smokes is losing at
> least 5%.Bet Fergie will be glad to see the back of him...


Ah yes, St Giggsy... such a model professional.

All that talk of yoga being the reason for his fitness is, of course, absolute bollocks... he's kept himself fit by shagging his brother's wife and God knows how many other women behind his family's back, but the media conveniently forget that side of him when eulogising about him.


Re: Smoker Rooney gone stale

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:03 am
by mrmcfister
Flew back from Asia pulling out of pre season friendlies.Injury scare was bollocks,did not want to pick up an injury while transfer negotiations ongoing.Thick disloyal greedy chav sums it up.Will not play for Urinal again.

Re: Smoker Rooney gone stale

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:09 am
by JamesW
mrmcfister wrote:

> Flew back from Asia pulling out of pre season friendlies.Injury
> scare was bollocks,did not want to pick up an injury while
> transfer negotiations ongoing.


This is an untruthful comment by mrmcfister.

Rooney did not pull out of anything as he claims, but was sent home by Man Utd's medical staff on their reading on a magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) scan on a damaged hamstring.


Re: Smoker Rooney gone stale

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:26 pm
by Cuntybollocks
The only thing Rooney pulled out of was that dodgy hooker a few years ago. Sensible, if he got her up the duff there would be hell to pay....

Re: Smoker Rooney gone stale

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:37 pm
by mrmcfister
Well I was wrong about him not playing again for Urinal but wasn't he a sulky twat yesterday refusing to celebrate two goals?Love to be a fly on the wall in the Urinal dressing room.Looks like player power is getting a bloody nose with Bale ,Biteman and Rooney all moping around...