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Funny comments to describe a slut
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:43 pm
by Bicycle Bum
Just heard a slut comment the other day I never heard before.
'She's seen more helmets than Hitler'
That one really cracked me up. Does anyone have any other ones about sluts?
Re: Funny comments to describe a slut
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:45 pm
by Cuntybollocks
"She's seen more cockends than weekends"
Re: Funny comments to describe a slut
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:51 pm
by Arginald Valleywater
She's seen more sow than a Copper's torch....
Re: Funny comments to describe a slut
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:44 pm
by Peter
Had more pricks than a secondhand dartboard
Re: Funny comments to describe a slut
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:33 am
by Zorro
She has seen more semen than the Royal Navy
Re: Funny comments to describe a slut
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:04 am
by one eyed jack
Shes had more semen than the Marie Celeste (Ill admit you need to have some sense of history to get that one)
Re: Funny comments to describe a slut
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:04 am
by Bicycle Bum
'she downed more semen than the marie celeste' since the ship sunk if I'm not mistaken.
Re: Room full of misogynist
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:26 pm
by Cuntybollocks
Think you might be reading too much in to the replies on post mate. These are just sayings that happen to be funny.
I love my mrs, my female friends, and women in general.
Chill.
Re: Funny comments to describe a slut
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:49 pm
by one eyed jack
Oh come now 2nfro...Surely you can differentiate a thread that states "Funny comments to describe a slut"
The tone I saw was light, amusing and funny. Not enough around these parts Im sure you'll agree.
Somehow youve changed the tone to "Roomfull of misogynist"
You killed the fun stone dead with that one. Thats the bullet in the head shot if there ever was one.