I'm a Killer boasts Harry Hewitt

[mrmcfister]

Hewitt is looking more and more like his real dad every day and acting the twat too.His latest revelations that he is a trained killer will satisfy the show off in him but he now becomes a target for every zealous Muslim nutter out there...bet his plod protectors are tearing their hair out..no more lazing in Las Vegas pools for them now!

[Gentleman]

Not quite what he said and and anyway sending another raghead to his peadophile heaven can't be a bad thing in anyone's book.

[Dave Wells]

Will he be one of the 5000 getting the sack from squadidom ?

[Von Boy]

its funny i thought the same when i heard his "killer" comments... i bet his protection officers are going to be more alert.... i wonder if he will do a walk about in Bradford or Luton?

[Gentleman]

Probably the bloke who almost managed to get a chance to train to be a gunship pilot but lost out due to Hewitt Jr being plonked in the front of the que.

[spider]

Yep the lad's not done bad for himself to say he was bottom of his class at Eton and managed to scape one "A" level in "History of Art", which if I remember his tutor did most of the practical work for and more-or-less sat for him.

[RoddersUK]

At least he's out there and you critical twatts aint. Oops, made a mistake. He's back home now.

[Gentleman]

Yep back to the old 2 up 2 down in our old neighbourhood which he will barely recognise after all the changes that have happened while his been gone.

[spider]

"At least he's out there and you critical twatts aint"

Yep well done old son.

Better pull your finger out though and make sure you kill all them Taliban quick.

We pull out next year, we don't want any left otherwise they'll come back once the West withdraws.

Makes you proud don't it.

[David Johnson]

"i wonder if he will do a walk about in Bradford or Luton?"

Quite! I think this is the time to bring in crack Swiss guards (see picture below) in order to guard Harry in difficult situations.

Picture the situation. Harry goes on walkabout in Bradford. Muslim radicals chant "Wash the blood off your hands, you imperialist infidel". The Swiss guards walk past and the Muslim radicals can't stop giggling and shouting. "Ooh you do look lovely".

As a result everyone gets on fine and it is all back to Harry's to get stuck in to a few Fortnum and Mason's hampers and a bunga bunga party.

Sorted.



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