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I watched Celebrity Big Brother last night (a load of rubbish and I won't watch it again) and I noticed one of the housemates is called Lacey Banghard. She is a glamour model and it's her real name. This is not the only incidence of a glamour model having a sexual name, and it being her real name. There is also a model called Vicki Blows who appears on Page 3 and in Lads Mags. Maybe these people were destined from birth to be glamour girls. lol.

One of the people in the Party Poker trial was called Anurag Dikshit. Imagine the problems he has when they ask his name over the phone.

"Yes, thats a large cheese feast. My name, yes, it's Dikshit. Hello?.....Hello?"

I've also rang someone, sure it was a wind up, because the note left for me asked me to call Roger Wankling.

Used to know a vet from South Africa called Everard Koch and a bank manager called Trevor Hardon.......

Someone once told me they knew someone called Faye Lopian. Interesting name. lol.

Some parents are a tad careless in naming their children. Our previous finance director was Mr Richard Head. He had heard all the jokes and was actaully thinking of changing his name by deed poll.

One of my football friends was called Timothy by his parents, who didn't consider how the common shortening of his forename would work in conjunction with their surname.

Now he is forever known as Tim Burr.

I read a post on Twitter last night by another model type girlie that knows Lacey personally that, although her surname is spelt Banghard, it is actually pronounced "Bangherd" or "Bangerd".

Myson
!oldie!

As in Hyacinth Bouquet and not, Bucket.

On a more serious note she has great tits!

worked with a guy called Tom Hyndley, whose mum was called Moira. She insisted the surname was pronounced with the Hy sounding like High.....