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Followers of our Scouse footballing hero with the dodgy temperament especially after a bevy or two, will appreciate his attempts to fit in with the Marseille football team he now plays for.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20508309

The British abroad, don't you just love em?

Allo Allo has a lot to answer for. There's no equivalent for Italy or Spain although Hughes, Lineker and Owen et al might have been tempted to try a 'Manuel'.

Lineker speaks fluent Spanish. One of the few British players hard working enough to do so.