World to see Kate's tits..not me of course...

[mrmcfister]

On a lighter note a French slag mag has topless photos and they're being published tomorrow.She is reported to be 'saddened'.Unlike many millions of others I will totally respect her privacy and wait for the authorized Playboy spread.

(If you're reading this bab you're welcome to come to mcfister towers and get your tits out .I'll nip down out to Tescos ..phone me when you're done...)

[Dace]

good - looking forward to it - saddened my arse - she fucking loves it

[william]

Yeah of course she does.......

Good for her getting the baps out for the troops ! bet William will have to put up with those saucy pics on the walls in his dorm when he gets back to work, at least hell know hes had the pleasure of them in all their glory.

way to go Kate, looking forward to seeing them myself

[Flat_Eric]

It'll probably just be a few grainy, blurry shots taken on a long lens by some hack hiding in the bushes half a mile away.

- Eric

[william]

Oh yes probably

But for fuck sakes its the future Queens tits man.....! aint that something?

[mrmcfister]

If you want to avoid the pictures then don't click.It would make Wills cross..

[mrmcfister]

Bab,
Don't worry it seems the ones showing you smoking have not been published yet.The Italian magazine probably won't in it's 26 page special edition due out next week.If you're a bit upset I'll send you a pack of Camels if it helps?You'd think these naughty Johnny foreigners would be more reverential than publish pictures of the next Queens knockers ..although HM Gutter Press are saying you've been a bit daft I'm sure they won't put the story anywhere near the front pages..probably no money it for them.

[David Johnson]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19611407

For any of our Irish based forumites who are wondering what tits are like.

They are sort of roundy with bits like you see on the end of a baby's dummy stuck on them.

Any other tips required, please get in touch.

[David Johnson]

I would like to apologise to my reference to all Irishmen in the above post.

I was, of course, referring to Kerrymen.

Thank you.

[frankthring]

I noticed the Chateau Hotel website where they stayed was not
working yesterday, or possibly suffering from overload.
Much as I think Catherine is a great gal, I must say, given everyone`s
knowledge of french paparazzi, I would have thought sunbathing topless
on any roof terrace (the hotel pool appears to be on the 1st floor) is
asking for trouble if you are a celebrity. That said, the main road is a
hell of a way away !
For me the biggest shock of these pix are her obvious tan lines or white
boobs. For God`s sake, William, buy the poor girl a sunbed. Perhaps after
this rumpus he will.