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Jonny Foreigner messes us up yet again?

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:51 pm
by David Johnson
Good news for all supporters of Diamond Dave and Boy George on this forum.

As we all know Diamond Dave and Boy George announced in Oct. 2010 that due to their fantastic plan of throwing hundreds of thousands of public sector workers out of a job, the UK economy was well on the way out of recession as the private sector was able to "breathe" again.

Well done, lads is what I say! But as we all know Jonny Foreigner can sometimes fuck things up by not playing ball. For example

In the OECD first quarter G20 figures

http://www.oecd.org/newsroom/g20quarter ... 12oecd.htm

We are not even 20th!!! Great news! We are 19th. because Italy is doing worse than us. Can't believe how much bunga bunga parties cost.

ANd now the OECD has cut back savagely the UK growth forecast for the year as part of the G7 numbers.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/busin ... 13065.html

And once again we are not even last!!!! Thank you Italy, you beauty.

Now there are some left wing socialist, scumbags on here (naming no names but you know who you are!) who would call this a bad result!

Not at all, because Diamond Dave and Boy George are planning to take advantage of this "spare capacity" and come back roaring up the arse of economic growth. Here at Johnson Towers we are already planning to take advantage of the scrapping of all planning regulations for house extensions over the coming year, so we can build a scale replica of Windsor Castle connected to the lounge. Tasteful or what?

I am also hoping that all the nasty employment regulations are going to disappear so I can take on a couple of "girls" on zero hr. contracts as "personal assistants". Obviously if they don't show the right attitude (nudge, nudge, wink, wink, no need to pull that tight skirt down,
Katey-Marie) they will be back on the dole.

Eat your heart out socialist idiots. Happy days are here again!


Re: Jonny Foreigner messes us up yet again?

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 4:34 pm
by bernard72
Yeah fuck em all. Let's just keep spending money and and not worrying about when we willhave to settle our debts.
We'll all be dead, why should we give a fuck.

Re: Jonny Foreigner messes us up yet again?

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 5:08 pm
by max_tranmere
Diamond Dave and Boy George. lol. Talking of George, he could be out of a job soon. I thought he would go this week.

Re: Jonny Foreigner messes us up yet again?

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 5:59 pm
by Essex Lad
max_tranmere wrote:

> Diamond Dave and Boy George. lol. Talking of George, he could
> be out of a job soon.

No, he won't. Cameron won't sack him any more than Tony Blair would ever have sacked Gordon Brown.

Essex Lad

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:31 am
by David Johnson
You are absolutely correct.

Re: Jonny Foreigner messes us up yet again?

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:35 am
by David Johnson
1. You can't sort out debt problems without growth which is why everyone is banging on from all political parties about how to get growth.

2. The UK is the 6th or 7th biggest economy in the world and yet despite Cameron telling us in Oct 2010 we were out of recession, we are now in a double dip recession, the first for 40 years.

3. Growth-wise we are 19th out of the 20 most powerful countries in the world and 6th out of the G7.

4. Labour and a number of leading economists told Cameron and Osborne that they were cutting too fast and too deep and damage the economy. They were right.

5. This government has been a disaster for the people of the UK.

Re: Jonny Foreigner messes us up yet again?

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:17 am
by Porn Baron
At least I can put up my breeze block 8 metre extension now that was refused by planning. Fuck the neighbours conservatory and his outlook.!winner! How many illegal families can I get in that 8 metres? !whistle!