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Womens "Kinky sex demands"

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:42 am
by jimslip
Apparently women are filling their heads full of pervy stuff that they read in books and their magazines. Now us men are now under pressure to re-enact this so called "Kinky" malarkey in the bedroom.

No longer is your other half content with a slap up, " Tesco's Maharaja's banquet for two, ready meal", 5 minutes missionary in the dark and a post coital fag and cuppa, they want MORE, MUCH MORE! The cheek of it!

I am curious where the elders of BGAFD see this very worrying trend going, will dressing up like one of the Village People before sex be the norm for our ever demanding wives and girlfriends? Will our bedrooms have to be converted into dungeons in future to satisfy their wanton lust? Will bondage and flagellation replace a night in front of the telly with a can of Stella?



Is this the "look" that our wives and girlfriends demand will from us in the future?!wink!

[img]http://www.dees-fancydress.co.uk/catalo ... 348W_b.jpg[/img]

or for the kinkier ones?

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OWWO2TUV1oY/T ... -jones.jpg[/img]

or for the really sick ones:

[img]http://socialmediapress.files.wordpress ... blobby.jpg[/img]

What is the World coming to?


Re: Womens "Kinky sex demands"

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:36 am
by Essex Lad
Randy (the second pic) is a friend of mine and many years ago we went to Tower Records in Piccadilly Circus where the girl behind the counter flirted outrageously with him as he bought some CDs. I remember looking at her and thinking, "Love, you have no chance. He'd be more interested in me!"