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Has anyone noticed like whenever Miss Marple turns up, there is a murder, but now whenever Posh & Becks turn up at a sporting event we lose?? Whether its England playing or now tennis, we are doomed as soon as this jinxed pair enter the venue! Will noone stand up and say, "POSH & BECKS YOU ARE NOT WELCOME! PLEASE LEAVE THE GROUND NOW!!!!!" !wink!

Nothing to do with Federer being the greatest player to ever take to the Wimbledon turf, then?

Excellent point.

I was convinced England were going to win the European Championship and hammer Spain, Germany etc. until those two turned up.

Do you, by any chance, have any good theories as to why the Twin Towers fell down?

Hey, you are not about to tell me Posh and Becks were in the area at the time?

Hold on, hold on!

Rupert Murdoch turned up with Wendi. Maybe Murray was too busy trying to remember if he'd changed the default password for his voicemail.

Please, please, please keep this to yourself.

I saw Cliff Richard in the Wimbledon crowd!!!!!!!!!!!! And he didn't even have to sing to bugger up Murray!!!!!!!

Yep that new roof has pro's and con's.

Pro - It's introduction prevents that bible bashing, self important feck from singing during rain delays. !thumbsup!

Con - On t'other hand, it also blocks any snipers' view who may, or may not, have been deployed to slot him, once and for all. !thumbsdown!

"Con - On t'other hand, it also blocks any snipers' view who may, or may not, have been deployed to slot him, once and for all."

But wearing the blazer he did, you could have had other opportunities, surely? Doesn't quite merge into the crowd does it?

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/i41 ... chard.html

It's alright David, there are more ASSassins lying in wait near Gobbler's Gulch on Hampstead Heath, where Cliff will probably 'walk his dog' tonight, Kevin Spacey stylee.

No David, the Twin Towers came down thanks to the Tories, surely that is what you believe? Along with solar flares, the strange behaviour of the Jet Stream, UFO's, it's those pesky Tories isn't David? Just like the World between 1997 and 2010, when the Tories hatched their evil master plan and rigged the election. You knew that 99.99999% of the electorate voted New Labour,but those evil Tories rigged the voting booths, you knew those little old ladies manning them were actually robots operated by Tory masterminds!

Yes, David you tried to warn everyone, but how they laughed, they called you a madman! But you knew and you were going to get revenge one day! Even walking up and down Oxford Street with that sandwich board saying on one side "The Tories are coming you are all going to die!!!" and on the other,"YOU WILL ALL DIE THE DEATH OF 1000 TORY CUTS!" had no effect. You knew, how stupid they were, you knew that life had been perfect under New Labour, no solar flares and perfect weather, even your alien abductors did pretty crop circles to celebrate the wonders of New Labour! You knew their alien masters in outer galaxies wanted to mimic New Labour governments to bring peace and prosperity to their war torn civilisations and that is why they had probed your brain for information on New Labours manifesto! You knew New Labour could bring peace and harmony to the Universe and beyond! Our alien friends in far off galaxies, all with hospital beds and benefits!!

Now look at what the Tories have done, look at the weather, the poverty, the starvation, the earthquakes, the war, the famine, the Tsunamis......why oh why, oh why, must the Tories bring misery to our planet?? Now it is time for your sedation David, go on, take the Happy Pill doctor gave you and dream about those warm, happy, wonderful days when New Labour ruled, when all had money, there was no war and even bankers would throw coins from their Bentleys to anyone who asked! Sleep, sleep the deep sleep of happiness, tomorrow is another day, when you can sit up in bed with your laptop, nurse can plug it in, you can sign in to BGAFD and spend yet another day fighting the good fiight......goodnight!

Oh by the way my Posh & Becks post was a joke, but you Lefties don't have a sense of humour do you? Oh I forget, your only allowed to enjoy radical inclusive, right on, anti sexist humour, delivered by selected comics that have been strictly vetted for, "Rightonnishnes" by Labour HQ, like errm Jimmy Carr !laugh!

Oooooooooh, you can be so, so touchy sometimes, James.

"Oh by the way my Posh & Becks post was a joke,"

Well knock me down with a feather. I would never have guessed.

Hey Jim, you will find it hard to believe, but I think the other comments on this thread were jokes too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't really think Cliff Richard messed up Murray's chances!!!!!!!! Sam Slater didn't really think Murdoch stopped Murray winning!!!!!!!!!!. Bamboo isn't really going to shoot Cliff Richard!!!!!!!!!!!

I will leave you to carry on sulking now.

That's a joke in itself. !laugh! !laugh! !laugh! !laugh!