Chair for Mr Jimslip

[andy at handiwork]

As I recall, Jimslip, in a previous incarnation, had something to do with the manufacture or running of the famous 'Fix It' chair. Perhaps he could buy it. Who wouldn't love to see the lovely Lara getting a good rogering on it. Come on Jim, Fix It For Us.

[jimslip]

Wow you are right, it would be brilliant to have one of those chairs! ?12,000 seems a bit steep though. As I remember the chairs were built like a tank, but the gadget bits were a bit crap and would probably fall apart!

[jimslip]

Come to think about it, wouldn't it be great if you could have his body exhumed, (After paying some money to charity of course)preserved and then propped up in the background during my scenes! Or even better, sitting in his chair presiding over the proceedings!!wink!

[Lizard]

Now then now then, ow's about this then guys and gals..

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[Flat_Eric]

Good one Liz! !laugh!

Though I think your photo-shopping skills need fine-tuning a tad!

- Eric

[jimslip]

Not many people know this, but a few years ago I myself adopted the unmistakeable guise of Jimmy Saville and became, "Jimmy Saveloy". I even went to the trouble of staining the front of the trousers of my shell suit with tea, to give them an authentic, "Lived in" look. Unfortunately, my Dutch slave drivers failed to see the funny side of my new character and banned Jimmy after a few scenes.

Here is Jimmy Saveloy fixin' it for Shay, note the big cigar!

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[Lizard]

You have never looked better Jim, what a fanny magnet that wig must have been.

[steveb]

Did the lucky fixee get a medallion on a ribbon or a pearl necklace?

[jimslip]

A big softcore mag did a photo shoot with me as Jimmy Saveloy and Masie (I think it was) but the pics were rejected by the editor for being in, "Unacceptably bad taste! It might have been the egg stains down the front of Jimmy's shell suit that 'pushed the envelope' a tad too far!Lol

[one eyed jack]

Jimmy Saville went to my school. A fair number of years before I went to it mind. That's about my only claim to fame on the man.

My old english teacher Mr Moss told me that.