Cam and Obir best buddies

[Arginald Valleywater]

So Dave the date we attack Iran is............

[bamboo]

It's really got to be April, as after that, we'll all be occupied with more important stuff, like the Jubilee, Euro 2012, then the Olympics, then the Special Olympics, then it's world cup qualifying season and then it's pretty much winter again, when it'll be too cold.

[Arginald Valleywater]

I'm joking but The Telegraph thinks this is a possible reason as Obama is soon to be in campaign mode, has done sweet fa at home and needs something to derail the Republicans....if Dave goes anywhere near Tel Aviv in the next few weeks expect Iran to get it....

[one eyed jack]

Whats the odds on this at William Hill then?

[Arginald Valleywater]

Pretty low I would reckon...........The Jewish Lobby covers half the US banking hierarchy so wields scary power on Capital Hill.............any war will make oil prices go silly and hey all the bankers and chancellors will be raking it in...

[Gusset Sniffer]

Obama told Camoron that he wants to flood the market with oil by running down stocks. He asked Cameron to get the oil companies to do the same to stop prices rising. If there was going to be a war they would surely do the opposite??? We would be fucked if this happened!