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These things are amazing! I treated myself to a pair for their noise cancelling properties since I'm always on planes and things, but i had no idea that they have an extra use. If you leave them switched on with no music playing they cut out nearly all extraneous noise, from Lara vacuuming, to noisy builders, to traffic outside, all are blocked and I can lie there blissfully in near silence. Oh and they sound great with music as well!

Word of warning though, the wife wont like them!!laugh!

And only ?279. Snip!!!

David Johnson wrote:

> And only ?279. Snip!!!

No, they are indeed not cheap David! However Bose are taking their "Noise cancelling" technology to new frontiers. I'm told they are working on some new headphones that cancel the, "Noise" made by politicians and their supporters!!wink!

?279? They saw you coming.

If you have that kind of money, can't understand your endless posts on the cruel New Labour government relieving you of so much of your hard earned to pay for disabled bastards benefits, unemployed bastards and the public sector pensions bastards.

Then again, maybe I can!

!wink!

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David Johnson wrote:

> ?279? They saw you coming.
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> If you have that kind of money, can't understand your endless
> posts on the cruel New Labour government relieving you of so
> much of your hard earned to pay for disabled bastards benefits,
> unemployed bastards and the public sector pensions bastards.
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That would be a valid argument if so many people on benefits were not watching TV on 42" flat screens paid for by the likes of Jimbo.

After spending so much time treating the Work shy and crippled,whats wrong with buying a little some thing for himself? Or should we all give what we have left to the local Sally Army? Also can't help but notice the Jim is over 50 and STILL working!!!! What an out and out cunt,eh? I mean he could have blagged a bad back from all that shagging,years ago. Or claimed he was depressed (but fuck knows why) and signed on. But he didn't. He kept working. So if he wants to spend a pretty penny on headphones.......gawd bless 'im Guv'nor

Cheers

BB

"whats wrong with buying a little some thing for himself?"

Other than expressing surprise at the price, did I say that he should not buy headphones? Obviously Jimbo is entitled to spend his hard-earned on whatever he likes.

However, clearly Jimbo doesn't have quite as hard a time of it as a member of the middle class hammered by taxes and struggling to get by as he has made out in the past.

http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/read.php?f=3&i ... ply_251964

I was just about to send him a food hamper from Harrods to tide him over to payday!!

Call me a mischievous little scamp, but I knew as soon as I posted my piece about my BOSE QUIET COMFORT 15, LUXURY AND MOST DECADENT, DARE I SAY TORYISH HEADPHONES, our resident, sanctimonious, finger wagging , "Nations conscience" David Johnson, would appear to tell me off! I simply couldn't resist it. By the way, I tested these headphones on a flight last night and they knock out 80% of the noise. Yes, David, "A jet" you know one of those contraptions you look up at through the window of the Dog & Duck and mutter to yourself, "There goes another bunch of Tories, on t'way to another juncket of multi billionaires in Switzerland, I count myself lucky to get 1 day off in Great Yarmouth, ONCE A DECADE!"

Maybe David you should do a little more finger wagging and scolding to those who control you. The Mandelsons, the Blairs, the Ball's and all the other self serving, money grabbing scoundrels that skulk on the benches of New Labour and not to mention all the fat cats and crooks created by New Labour running the public services and lets not forget New Labours , "Mr Expenses" Major Eric Joyce on ?3800 PER WEEK, not a hint of recrimination from Johnson for this, instead he attacks me. My silly headphones, pale into insignificance when placed next to the excesses of these greedy bastards.

Anway, I don't think David Johnson is elequent enough to scold me as effectively as he might, so I have been so bold AS to do it for him. So David, please allow me to launch an attack on myself as perhaps YOU should have done! look and learn!

JIMBO- DO YOU HAVE NO SHAME?? J'ACCUSE!!!!

I have just read the post of Jim Slip with horror! Here I sit by my fireplace, with just one piece of coal left, (having burnt all my furniture) in ABJECT POVERTY thanks to TORY CUTS and Jimbo announces to one and all that he has spent the enormous sum of ?279 on some headphones that cut out noise, Yes I know why you have bought Noise Cancelling headphones, it is to block out the sounds of the wailing poor as you stroll to the newsagent to get your copy of the Daily Mail!! Yes, as the legions of the dispossed fall at your feet begging for a crust or a coin, you can simply cast them aside in blissful silence. Yes Jimbo, why not get some blinkers as well, so you cant see the dessimation of the whole of the UK, by TORY CUTS!

Hitlers Blitzkreig has nothing on the destruction wreaked by the EVIL OF TORY CUTS. Only 2 years ago, our wonderous and most kind leaders of New Labour, left the UK as a most pleasant of lands. Money and food was in abundance, there was no crime, only happiness for one and all and then look what happened.....IN CAME THE TORIES AND THEN WORST OF ALL YOU GOT SOME BOSE QUIET COMFORT 15 HEADPHONES, do you have no shame? Luckily the glorious and most generous of leaders of New Labour are showing the way of frugality in this troubled time. Our guiding light Tony Blair has cut his security detail at his ?8,000,000 house in Bayswater, from 8 to a mere 7 and he is ONLY getting 2% interest on his meagre savings of ?22,547,298 and as for our wondrous and most kind Peter Mandelson, he has shown great restraint in his purchases of crates of Pernod Ricard Perrier Jouet, Champagne and is now ordering them by the gross to get a discount, good on yer Peter, from all of us at the Dog and Duck, you're a true salt of the earth!!!

So in closing Jimbo, I sanctimoniously suggest you find some branches from the gardens of your estate and flay yourself mercilessly, for enjoying the excessives of your headphones and unashamed jet travel and maybe reflect on the sombre words to this famous song, that has been adapted for todays ravaged Tory Britain by New Labours team of massive literary brains!

"The Streets of Tory London" Ralph McTell

Have you seen the fat cat
In the closed-down market
Thanks to brutal Tory cuts
Kicking up the Daily Mail,
with his worn out shoes?
In his eyes you see no pride
Hand held loosely at his side
Yesterday's paper telling yesterday's Tory biased news

So how can you tell me you're lonely,
And say for you that the sun don't shine?
Let me take you by the hand and lead you through the streets of Tory London
I'll show you something to make you change your mind and vote for New Labour for ever and ever and ever.

Have you seen the old girl
Who walks the streets of London
Dirt in her hair and her clothes in rags?
Thanks to Tory cuts
She's no time for talking,
She just keeps right on walking
Carrying her home in two carrier bags.
A massive home she once had
When New labour ruled the land!

Chorus

In the cold gret world of Starbucks
At a quarter past eleven,
David Johnson sitting there on his own
Looking at the world
Over the rim of his cup
blowing the steam from his tea
whilst looking through the window
And thinking of BGAFD

Chorus

!wink!!wink!

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