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Here is an email I just received. I have just become a millionaire, but I'm slightly disappointed that I'm only going to get 50% of the money that is due to me. How will I cope?

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Show Details FROM:hassan01@etnoka.fr Message flagged Thursday, 2 February 2012, 0:06My Dear Friend,

With due respect I am Mr. hassan ali,
the bill and exchange manager at FOREIGN RE MITTANCE DEPT BANK OF AFRICA,
In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of U.S $10.5Million US dollars, TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS in an account that belonged to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family in a plane crash.
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next
of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it
unless somebody applies for it as the next of kin or a business associate
to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines and laws, So
please i want you to assist me to stand as the next of kin to the late
deceased customer to claim his balance in our bank as his next of kin.
Please once you received my proposal i will like you to show me your full
consent to enable me forward to you the full Details and also obtain an
official text of Application Form which you will fill and Apply to our bank as the next of kin.
I have agreed and also decided that 50% of this money will be for you as a
foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account which
you are going to bring for the transferring of the fund and 50% will be
for me and my Family.
Send me the below information
Full names.......
Occupation...
Age and Sex...
Private phone number...
Current residential address.

There after I and my Family will visit your country for disbursement
according to respective percentages indicated and I will also invest my
own share of the fund in your country.
Please make sure you call me with this number for more information 00226
77308398.
Mr. hassan ali.

please reply me through this email only (hassanalihassan_ali122@yahoo.com)
Waiting to hear from you soonest.
ENDS

That must be the quickest $5.5m I have ever made! So sad about the entire family dying in a plane crash. Has anyone else reading this ever earned this much money this quickly? I am already thinking about all the houses I'm going to buy with all this loot!

Is it just me who wants to club to death any stranger who contacts me and starts with, "Dear Friend"?

Has anybody on here NEVER received one of these types of email? That really would be worth telling the world about.

Dear friend, I have recieved one, but sent many, please dont tell Peter, as I live near him.

Some clever geezer turned the tables on one of these bastards a few years ago. He wrote back demanding proof of who he was and got the twatt to hold up a newspaper so the date could be verified by and email attachment, and got the twatt to mail him 10 or 20 quid to prove faith.
The fucking idiot did it as well. What a bunch of twatts these lot are.
It was posted on the net and I remember having a larf.
Unfortunately these bastards prey on the fact that there are some extremely stupid, gullible and greedy people in this country.
I got half of 12.7mil when I responded and went and bought a mansion in Park Lane.
So I am extremely stupid, gullible and greedy.

Some gullible people do actually respond to these. More fool them.

Everyone has had loads. For a laugh it would be good to reply to one of these airheads and ask them to forward the cash to you, and when they do you will send them a small admin fee in gratitude for the millions you have now acquired!

They always seem to be Nigerian for some reason.

Park Lane? A nice road with top views of Hyde Park, but there is so much traffic between you and the park. No, I think I will buy my mansions in the backstreets of Mayfair - quieter and less traffic. I am already planning which houses to buy. I can't wait to receive my $5.5m! lol.