Great money raising idea!

[David Johnson]

I am delighted to see that our esteemed coalition government is coming up with ever more innovative ideas to raise dosh in order to sort out the mess that New Labour and Jonny Foreigner in Euroland has left us in.

When a partner walks out on the family, more often the bloke walks out and leaves his missus, destitute with the kids, the CSA is the government organisation that tries to get maintenance payments out of whoever has walked out.

Ian Duncan Smith has come up with the fantastic idea that if a woman or man comes along to the CSA to try and get help for their kids there are two options:
1. Pay ?100 upfront for the service.
2. Pay a 12% levy on any money the CSA manage to sort out re. maintenance.

Great idea eh? I have already dropped a line to IDS with another fantastic wheeze.

1. Johnson Towers gets burgled and my prize possessions stolen.
2. I go down to the local police station (hopefully, within a few hours travel) and have to pay ?100 up front for the police to take the case and also for the administrative costs in supplying me with a crime number so I can claim back on the insurance.
3. Any goods that the police get back for me is subject to a 12% surcharge payabale to the boys in blue.

Got to be a goer, surely?

[number 6]

You couldn't make it up!

[BeestonBoy]

Left School at 6 wrote:

> You couldn't make it up!


Posted at 13.54. Oh dear whilst you were making your pointless comment on here,you were missing The third man an C4. Would have thought one of the great things about being such an unemployable urchin,was that you could catch some of the great films C4 show in an afternoon.

Here is a top tip. Get up early tomorrow and watch Brighton Rock at 13.20 on C4 and take a couple of hours off from being a Pleb for once.

Of course if you want to brush up on you literacy (you know for helping you with your CV and wot not) you could read the books and keep off here for a little while. Brighton Rock might be little hard going for your first Greene book,so stick with The Third man but both are spiffing reads.

C'mon chap,expand your horizons a little

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[David Johnson]

Hey up, it's the cyber bully from Beeston Comp. posting that they hope people die slowly.

Not so brave when it comes to replying to people who question your cyber bullying, eh? Why is that? Running off behind the bike sheds?

http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/read.php?f=3&i=253529&t=253467

[RoddersUK]

Course he could, he just did.

[BeestonBoy]

David Johnson wrote:

> Hey up, it's the cyber bully from Beeston Comp. posting that
> they hope people die slowly.
>
> Not so brave when it comes to replying to people who question
> your cyber bullying, eh? Why is that? Running off behind the
> bike sheds?
>
> http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/read.php?f=3&i=253529&t=253467

Ahoy hoy

Sorry only just seen this little daisy. Busy working and have been fortunate enough to have a lady caller the past few nights.

Ah,old Beeston Comp. That takes me back. Jumpers for Goal posts,endless summers and them silly squabbles,where some pointless minnow,would side up with a bigger kid in the Playground. How things have changed,eh?

The reason behind my some what harsh jibes at Number 6 have been stated and refuted several times on this forum and I feel no great urge to delve in to them yet again. I am willing to admit that my dislike of him (or at the very least his posts) runs much deeper than comments on a certain subject that he made but I promise to stop wishing a plague on him and so on and so forth.

As for not replying to your post on an earlier thread. Well dear boy,it all seemed a rather pointless. I started to type out a few lines and then I re-read your post and it seemed that you had misunderstood my point or that I had made it badly in the first place. As best as I can recall (and I did read it after a great deal of a fine Claret. Which was probably another reason I didn't reply) We were actually sort of in agreement. In as much that we both feel that the welfare state is a great thing but it is in dire need of reform. You have your blinkered socialist views on how this can be achieved and I have my own crazed right wing opinions on the subject and never the twain shall meet. So frankly posting any thing would just have led to a long bitter pointless row a la DJ/JS and I could see no point in that.

Think the whole subject was handled better by the panel on todays Any Questions than either of us could have managed. Interesting moment where JD carries out a straw pole on the audience.



Also covered the HS2 link on Todays edition. Might be of interest to you.

Think thats pretty much covered every thing and seeing as I have a whole week of The big bang theory,The third man and Brighton Rock recorded as well as most of the weekend off for once I have nothing more to say on the matter.

Pip pip

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[David Johnson]

I wish you well!

[BeestonBoy]

David Johnson wrote:

> I wish you well!

And I you.

Highly unlikley we can completely agree on on many things.....but aint it lovely to be civil on here for once.

All the best

BB