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Crazed Iranians attack British Embassy.

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:33 am
by jimslip
I read with interest how, seemingly out of the blue, a rabid mob of crazed Iranian students have launched an unprovoked attack on our embassy in Tehran and if that wasn't enough they also levied threats at our beloved national football team, with chants of, "Death to England! Death to England!" !wink!



This whole affair is a bit strange to me and I wonder if it is some kind of portent to the inevitable and imminent attack on the Iranian nuclear facilities by Israel and the USA. I wonder if "agent provocateurs" have been at work. Their job to begin the demonisation of the Iranians as another group of crazed Muslim madmen intent on World domination. Mossad are expert at this kind of long term covert action.

The demonisation process is important, so that when we start bombing the shit out of them, no one blinks an eyelid at the bodies of women and children blown to bits. The man in the street can rationalise the carnage with, "Well they're all nutters aren't they?"

Watch this space!


Re: Crazed Iranians attack British Embassy.

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:38 am
by jimslip
Oops, I forgot an appropriate pic of a "Typical Iranian" on the march, spewing words of death and destruction against us all and therefore deserving of a missile up his jacksy!

[img]http://anddomestic.com/images/crazed-Muslim.jpg[/img]


Re: Crazed Iranians attack British Embassy.

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 6:51 am
by Lizard
lt's a worrying situation Jim, almost as bad as the Bolton kebab war's, where the population of thet great town rose up against the closure of Ahmed's, due to health and safety "issues" involving procurement of 'rouge' lamb.

We live in dangerous times, y'all take care now.


Jim Slip

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:24 am
by David Johnson
"This whole affair is a bit strange to me "

Quite! I have examined the photographs of "a rabid mob of crazed Iranian students" and I am pretty sure that one of them is Mohammed, the unemployed guy who lives down the road in no. 32.

Last time I spoke to him, he mentioned that he was being sent on mandatatory work experience. I assumed he would be stackng shelves in the local Spar. I didn't think for one minute he would have been attacking the British embassy in Tehran!!!!!

It's a funny, old world.

Cheers
D

Re: Crazed Iranians attack British Embassy.

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:25 am
by jimslip
I believe that this photo first appeared in the Sun some time ago and the preacher of hate's chants were translated from the Arabic by The Sun's resident translator at the time, Mr Reg Google. As I recall it was,

"We demand that the entire population of Iran, yes, all 73,000,0000 of us, be allowed to settle in the UK and claim your wonderful benefits! We also demand the right to hate England and especially its captain, John Terry, who is an INFIDEL!....... that's about it.... FOR NOW ANYWAY !"

[img]http://anddomestic.com/images/crazed-Muslim.jpg[/img]


Re: Hague kicks Iranian arse!

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:49 pm
by jimslip
The Iranians are quaking with fear as Hague threatens to , "Bust their Ayerab asses!"

[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GrZGe79D1Og/T ... BHague.jpg[/img]


Re: Hague kicks Iranian arse!

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:09 pm
by andy at handiwork
Just goes to show what little he, and others, know about Iranians; they aren't Arabs.

Re: Hague kicks Iranian arse!

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 6:44 pm
by Lizard

Re: Crazed Iranians attack British Embassy.

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:51 am
by frankthring

IF only Hague was that sexy, Jim ! However, there is nothing strange
or portentious in a mob threatening the British Embassy in Tehran.
The governments of dictatorial regimes can usually turn to their security
services to set up a riot from "Rent-a-Mob Incorporated". Only in rare
circumstances where many thousands flock to the streets does it have
anything to do with the realities of Middle Eastern life.
By the way, I just had a long chat with a friend who has returned after
riding his motorbike across India, Pakistan, Afghanistan (yes, he is
insane), Iran and Eastern Europe. He said, as the BBC`s John Simpson
has also said, that the friendliest people he met on his trip were the
Iranians (I am, of course, talking ordinary folk like us, not the Govt).

Re: Crazed Iranians do Riverdance on our flag!

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:45 pm
by jimslip
Perhaps someone said that Jeremy Clarkson was inside the embassy compound!