Lost an asylum seeker?
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:51 pm
As we all know Dozy Dave, Boy George and Theresa "Nigel Farage writes all my speeches" May are very tough on immigration.
It does come as a huge surprise then that the number of asylum and migrant applicants the UK Border Agency has lost contact with has risen from 18,000 to 124,000 in the past year.
Now could this be anything to do with the loss of 5,000 jobs due to "efficiency savings" in the UK Border Agency?
Ah, efficiency savings. Just like the efficiency savings that are not affecting frontline services in the NHS; the efficiency savings that prove we are all in this together.
Dozy Dave and Boy George, fucking things up in an area near you, ably abetted by Calamity Clegg, the man who told us in 2009 that joining the euro could help us out of the banking crisis.
Cheers
D
PS You know the economy is tanking when you see Boy George in a dayglo jacket outside a construction site.
It does come as a huge surprise then that the number of asylum and migrant applicants the UK Border Agency has lost contact with has risen from 18,000 to 124,000 in the past year.
Now could this be anything to do with the loss of 5,000 jobs due to "efficiency savings" in the UK Border Agency?
Ah, efficiency savings. Just like the efficiency savings that are not affecting frontline services in the NHS; the efficiency savings that prove we are all in this together.
Dozy Dave and Boy George, fucking things up in an area near you, ably abetted by Calamity Clegg, the man who told us in 2009 that joining the euro could help us out of the banking crisis.
Cheers
D
PS You know the economy is tanking when you see Boy George in a dayglo jacket outside a construction site.