What about your autobiography Frank Thring.?

[jimslip]

I see everyones writing books these days and I was wondering if and when you'll be doing yours Frank? After all you've been producing porn since the days of, "What the butler saw" and you have filmed and met everyone who is anyone.

You have travelled the globe plying your trade, from the back streets of London to LA. From Bogata to Timbuktu, the mountains of New Zealand and God knows where else, you have been there in your jodphurs shouting through your megaphone!I am sure Dave Wells would back me up on this!

I think it's time we heard your story!

[Dave Wells]

I agree ! A wordsmith such as he should pen his tale. Trust me I know there are some hilarious, some sad, some wonderful stories that would come out.
My own book is taking far to long to write (I'm a lazy git) so come on Bill bring that book out ! (of the closet ?)

[frankthring]

How nice of you lads to urge me on ! Yes, I have some yarns to tell. Let
me get just a few more years under my belt and I will put pen to paper.
Hopefully, a few of the people I am bound to offend in print will be past
caring....

[David Johnson]

You can always produce Volume 1 now, with Vol. 2 to follow.

I can see a Channel 4 series with possibly Hollywood film rights to follow!

Cheers
D

[Dave Wells]

Don't be silly, David !

[jimslip]

There having been many more crap ideas made by Hollywood, than, Franks life story, Dave. As you should know with your World wide, all expense paid jaunts with him, you have exotic locations, beautiful pornstars, fights, disasters, happiness, sadness, big money and intrigue......all the requiremnts for a major movie!

No offence Frank, your part may have to be played by George Clooney with a British accent!

[frankthring]

Clooney would be fine Mr Slip (Cary Grant being with us no more)....
and believe me, Mr Wells, I have enough yarns from exotic locales
(31 countries) to make a mini-series.
Seriously Jim, it would need someone who can play the complete wally.
From being locked outside in the nude on a balcony overlooking Helsinki
railway station in mid winter, to having an antique 4-poster collapse
beneath me while Ben Dover and I were doing a DP with a somewhat
shaken young lady, to escaping the cops in Morocco, a life in porn has had
its moments !

[jimslip]

I think maybe Richard Griffiths could play your part of a British Porn director rather well. His expression as displayed in the pic below is as I'd imagine yours would be after discovering that one of your films had gone ?1.50 over budget!!grin!

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[Dave Wells]

If it did happen the yanks would want someone like Phillip Seymour Hoffman I think.

[jimslip]

Maybe Hollywood will have to cast Frank as "Frank "Machine Gun" Thring",

"He was a porn director with no time to lose, he demanded wood on every scene and his punishment for failure was a belly full 'O lead!"

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