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So the Yanks now have a reason to attack Iran, probably driven by the ever powerful Jewish lobby in Washington. World War 3 anyone?

The sad thing is that when the US do attack Iran, British forces will be standing "Shoulder to Shoulder" with our American allies.

I can see Cameron making the speech in the House of Commons now.

It's been that way as long as I can remember.

You have to go back to the 1960's when Harold Wilson refused to send troops to Vietnam to recall a time when we had the guts to stand up to the Yanks.

I don't think we are quite there yet. Firstly we must all witness a charade, almost a theatrical performance that will be played out for us saps to lap up. Act 1 has already been played out over the last few years, ie "Iran is a menace to World peace and Israel led by a madman intent on building a nuclear weapon." (No one ever wonders why the Iranians need to build a reactor to get weapons grade plutonium when with all their money they could buy a lorry load on the black market, one dude in Russia even had a load in his garden shed, unsurprisingly he is now dead!"

Act 2 may be starting to play out now with the alleged attempted assassination by Iranians of the Saudi Ambassador to the US. You will always find Saudis not far from any plot against their Arab neighbours.

I think Act 3, will be a supposed "Cowardly missile attack" launched from inside Irans borders against Israel. Or maybe an "Assassination" of an Israeli dignitary, by a "Crazed Iranian anti-Semite".

Whatever it is, there are already a bunch of ex Ivy League clever dick CIA and Israeli spooks working on a glamourous and outrageous scenario for an attack against Iran even as I write.

The only reason it hasn't happened already is that Ahmadinejad has threatened to block the Strait of Hormuz if Iran is attacked, which will fuck up the Worlds oil supplies. Anyone have any game plan ideas for attacking Iran? How would you launch an attack on them yet make it appear that it is their fault??

I would basically agree with Jim that its requires a casus belli, or reason for
war and, in the case of Iran, a bloody big one, to get America on a major war
footing. The sheer cost of the 2 Iraq Wars and much discontent domestically
about them means that an Iran War would be a hard sell to the US public,
though not, I think, beyond the bounds of possibility.
The American rumblings about Iran must be seen in context of the jewish
lobby in US politics. This is powerful in UK too, but absolutely vast in the USA.
It is Israel that most fears Iran and quite rightly so. An atomic weapon in
Iranian hands scares them shitless.
My own view is that flash point will come when Iran announces it has its first
A-bomb or Mossad think they are super-close. America has to do nothing
except make bleating noises at the UN since the Israelis, as always, will take
matters into their own hands. The outcome of that will result in who knows
what but very possibly a war.

"Anyone have any game plan ideas for attacking Iran? How would you launch an attack on them yet make it appear that it is their fault??"

Yes, Infiltrate thier state broadcasting facility, and bombard them with episode after episode of Jerry Springer. They will all top themselves, we could help by cutting in with Jeremy Kyle, just to be sure.

Its cscary to think Jim and Frank are thinking abou thtis. Makes me wonder if those think tnaks in Washington are devising a colourful reason with which to convince the world that Iran should be stomped on hard and heavy by US issued military boots

The real reason will of course be Obama has been a totally useless president both at home and abroad. Even the non whites in the US think he has been smoke, mirrors and bugger all else. Another major war against a new bogeyman will do wonders for the defence industry and also keep thousands of military trained hispanics and blacks away from gangs...Now I wonder who the Yanks will develop after Communism and Islam.......radical Buddhists? Suicide Yoga? Ginger people?

Here are latest details on Irans military strength, perhaps someone should show this to David Cameron?

....somehow get a crazed nutball, get him drugged out of his mind and loaded with explosives into the Israeli Knesset and scream, "ALLAH, LONG LIVE IRAN, LONG LIVE MY CONTROLLER MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD, IT IS HE WHO I SERVE!"...........BANG!!!!

And then I'd launch some of these on the nuclear facility in Iran:



and then use these on the troops, cos it's the only way you are going to be able to take on over million men with tanks, artillery and air cover:



Wait for the radiation to clear, invade en masse, put a puppet government in power, steal the oil and start building Starbucks on every corner.

Result!!wink!

Maybe the wise sages of porn on the BGAFD should have a seat at the UN with their amazing powers of prediction!