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Feral House of Lords peers released

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:57 am
by David Johnson
A couple of immmoral, feckless, feral Tory House of Lords peers were released today after serving only a quarter of their porridge.

Lord "The Dipper" Hanningfield had fraudulently troughed ?14,000 of expenses. Lord "Fagan" Taylor had trousered ?11,000. Apparently they have been freed with electronic tags attached so that the law abiding citizens of the BGAFD forum can go about their daily business, free from fear.

Both Lord Hanningfield and Lord Taylor were quoted as saying "Thank Christ we didn't nick a pair of trainers from JD Sports".

Actually they didn't say that but you know what I mean.

Hopefully, social workers will be assigned to their families to try and get them back to making a useful contribution to mainstream society.

It's going to be a long haul though.

Apparently both Lord Hanningfield and Lord Taylor were part of the Palace of Westminster street gang which had terrorised the area and included former Labour MPs Eric Illsley, David Chaytor, Jim Devine and Elliot Morley.

However these reprobates are small beer compared to Margaret Moran who is due to make an appearance before the beak shortly for filching over ?60,000.

Evening all and remember, sleep easy in your beds.
D

Re: Feral House of Lords peers released

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:55 pm
by max_tranmere
When I heard about these people, and others, being done for fiddling their expenses I was not surprised they had done it. I was a Civil Servant for years in a large Government department a minute's walk from Parliament Square and the corruption I saw and heard about was breathtaking. You can not be a senior public figure, either an official or politician, if you give a damn about public money. These people are 10 times more cynical and conscience-free, about taking vast amounts of public money they should not be getting, as a Benefits fraudster is. It takes a speical kind of person to be a senior Whitehall figure. Nice honest people with a conscience need not apply.

Re: Feral House of Lords peers released

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:50 pm
by Arginald Valleywater
He was bummed so many times he thought he was back in school!

Bloody Hell, forumites!

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:10 pm
by David Johnson
Feral Tory peer Lord "The Dipper" Hanningfield has only just got himself rearrested having being released only last week, after serving just a quarter of his porridge for fraudulent expense claims in the House of Lords.

Apparently, he was arrested today with regard to claims he fiddled his Essex Council expenses.

http://www.essexcountystandard.co.uk/ne ... _of_fraud/

This geezer is a one man crime wave!!!! He's going to have his own episode of Crimestoppers at this rate.

Evening all. Sleep easy in your beds now.

D