Hi
I wonder if I could get help from fellow forumites to try and identify some thugs from the Buller gang? First a little background about the notorious Buller gang or club as it calls itself.
"The Buller, as it is known to members, was founded in the 19th century as a hunting and cricket club, but is now devoted to drink and dining. Membership is by invitation only and normally limited to alumni of leading public schools. New recruits are secretly elected before being informed of their good fortune by having their college bedroom invaded by way of a window and methodically "trashed". The club's notorious dinners typically involve members booking a private dining room (under an assumed name) and drinking themselves silly before destroying it elaborately. "
The night in question "The Buller Gang Riot" At some point after a dinner, the Buller gang walked through Oxford when one threw a plant pot through the window of a restaurant. The burglar alarm was activated and police descended with sniffer dogs. Six of the group were collared and spent the night at Cowley police station before being released without charge. "David Cameron was one of the four people who escaped," a witness says. "If it wasn't for his foresight, he'd have spent a night in the clink.
Three members of this notorious bunch of scumbags were David "Dave" Cameron, George "Ozzy" Osborne and one, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson. If any forumite knows the whereabouts of these scumbags, please get in touch with the Oxford police. For those of you for whom these names mean nothing the link below includes pictures of the three reprobates.
http://iconicphotos.wordpress.com/2010/ ... gdon-club/
Remember, forumites, this kind of violence described above is not the norm.
Sleep well
David
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David Johnson
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Shock horror
This information about Buller Gang member "Dave" Cameron has been passed to me by Oxford Police.
"In fact Mr. Cameron is descended from an illegitimate child of William IV and his wife from an illegitimate child of Charles II by Nell Gwynne"
And I thought Broken Britain only started under New Labour, dear forumites. Too late for a bit of timely intervention in that family, if you ask me. Bloody social workers!
Cheers
D
"In fact Mr. Cameron is descended from an illegitimate child of William IV and his wife from an illegitimate child of Charles II by Nell Gwynne"
And I thought Broken Britain only started under New Labour, dear forumites. Too late for a bit of timely intervention in that family, if you ask me. Bloody social workers!
Cheers
D
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Is this the moron in question?
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David Johnson
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Well done. That's him.
He's obviously trying to merge into the group picture with his broom. Like most of the Bully gang they are masters of disguise and subterfuge.
And he avoided capture as your link shows by making himself look like a plant pot.
Perhaps not as difficult as it sounds in his case.
THe net is obviously tightening on this reprobate. He will suffer from the full force of the law.
Cheers
D
He's obviously trying to merge into the group picture with his broom. Like most of the Bully gang they are masters of disguise and subterfuge.
And he avoided capture as your link shows by making himself look like a plant pot.
Perhaps not as difficult as it sounds in his case.
THe net is obviously tightening on this reprobate. He will suffer from the full force of the law.
Cheers
D
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""David Cameron was one of the four people who escaped," a witness says."
I believe the "witness" was David Blunkett.
I believe the "witness" was David Blunkett.
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Arginald Valleywater
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And exactly how big is the chip on your shoudler? Giving your children a private education and then sending them to a top university is not a criminal offence, just ask most of the Nu Labor cabinet. Pimm's anyone?
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David Johnson
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Arginald
"Giving your children a private education and then sending them to a top university is not a criminal offence, just ask most of the Nu Labor cabinet"
Your point is nonsensical. Where do I say it is an offence to have a private education? If you cannot make a point that has anything to do with the thread why dont you just start your own thread?
My point is that the likes of Cameron, Johnson etc. have a bit of history when it comes to being part of a "gang" involved in smashing things up.
Got it now?
D
Your point is nonsensical. Where do I say it is an offence to have a private education? If you cannot make a point that has anything to do with the thread why dont you just start your own thread?
My point is that the likes of Cameron, Johnson etc. have a bit of history when it comes to being part of a "gang" involved in smashing things up.
Got it now?
D
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Boris Johnson has form when it comes to associating with members of criminal gangs who threaten people they don't like with violence.
Re: Arginald
"My point is that the likes of Cameron, Johnson etc. have a bit of history when it comes to being part of a "gang" involved in smashing things up."
Ah yes!, I vaugley remember Cameron, Osbourne, Johnson etc running amok through the streets of Peckham setting fire to shops, almost killing the people that were living above them, then moving on for a 'Curry's' and stealing thousands of pounds woth of electrical goods, before torching large warehouses at random-with no regard for loss of life.
What a naive, or just ignorant person you are sometimes.
Ah yes!, I vaugley remember Cameron, Osbourne, Johnson etc running amok through the streets of Peckham setting fire to shops, almost killing the people that were living above them, then moving on for a 'Curry's' and stealing thousands of pounds woth of electrical goods, before torching large warehouses at random-with no regard for loss of life.
What a naive, or just ignorant person you are sometimes.
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Lizard
"What a naive, or just ignorant person you are sometimes."
Having another one of your funny turns, I see which as usual involves zero brainpower, but an overwhelming urge to appear like a plonker.
Did I say they were just like the Peckham rioters, you moronic, inconsequential, little, reptile?
I'm being satirical in my post, ya bird brain.
And before you ask, plonker, I don't have any photos of Cameron carrying a plasma screen out of Dixons. Oh no, Lizard has got me there, I shouldnt have posted. Oh no, oh no.
Unable to find anyone to talk to on your own forum, the home of creative minds?
Give me strength!
Cheers
D
Having another one of your funny turns, I see which as usual involves zero brainpower, but an overwhelming urge to appear like a plonker.
Did I say they were just like the Peckham rioters, you moronic, inconsequential, little, reptile?
I'm being satirical in my post, ya bird brain.
And before you ask, plonker, I don't have any photos of Cameron carrying a plasma screen out of Dixons. Oh no, Lizard has got me there, I shouldnt have posted. Oh no, oh no.
Unable to find anyone to talk to on your own forum, the home of creative minds?
Give me strength!
Cheers
D