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Paul Daniels injured in "vicious" attack!
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:24 pm
by jimslip
Is no one safe in Tory Britain?
Re: Paul Daniels injured in "vicious" attack!
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:32 pm
by Arginald Valleywater
A few years back Debbie would have been perfect milf material.........
Jimbo
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 2:47 pm
by David Johnson
I blame it on the political correctness gone mad of New Labour.
Soon as the police found out the perpetrator was called Sooty, they said "Let him off with a warning we don't need any bother in the ghetto".
Disgraceful, I call it. In my mother's time, she used to leave our doors open all day. Not now, not now.
Cheers
D
PH
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:09 pm
by David Johnson
Who said there was no place for intelligent humour on the BGAFD forum.
Re: PH
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:29 pm
by Snowy
Apparently, Daniels is going to Sue...
I'll get my coat...
Re: PH
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:49 pm
by andy at handiwork
You mean he isn't going to Sweep it under the carpet?
Re: Sooty's Circus
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:29 pm
by jimslip
Here's a little known fact, in the years before my porn career, I once did the lighting on "Sooty's Circus" and I'll tell you this, behind all that furry, loveable facade, that the kiddies adore, once off stage, Sooty, or should I say, "Ubergruppenfuhrer Sooty" was a complete power crazed bastard! He'd fire you as soon as look at you, nothing was ever good enough and I wont start on his addiction to narcotics! I was well out of it!
Damn him and Sweep too! Bastards!!furious!
Re: Sooty's Circus
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:33 am
by Arginald Valleywater
Be honest, Sooty must be an angry person. After all he gets a bloke's arm stuffed up his tradesmen's entrance every single day.....bit like being at Eton.
Re: Sooty's Circus
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 5:32 am
by David Johnson
Sooty is a well known thug. A few months ago he cooked Sweep!
And you know who helped? The Sue chef.