Paul Daniels injured in "vicious" attack!

[jimslip]

Is no one safe in Tory Britain?

[Arginald Valleywater]

A few years back Debbie would have been perfect milf material.........

[David Johnson]

I blame it on the political correctness gone mad of New Labour.

Soon as the police found out the perpetrator was called Sooty, they said "Let him off with a warning we don't need any bother in the ghetto".

Disgraceful, I call it. In my mother's time, she used to leave our doors open all day. Not now, not now.

Cheers
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[David Johnson]

Who said there was no place for intelligent humour on the BGAFD forum.

[Snowy]

Apparently, Daniels is going to Sue...

I'll get my coat...

[andy at handiwork]

You mean he isn't going to Sweep it under the carpet?

[jimslip]

Here's a little known fact, in the years before my porn career, I once did the lighting on "Sooty's Circus" and I'll tell you this, behind all that furry, loveable facade, that the kiddies adore, once off stage, Sooty, or should I say, "Ubergruppenfuhrer Sooty" was a complete power crazed bastard! He'd fire you as soon as look at you, nothing was ever good enough and I wont start on his addiction to narcotics! I was well out of it!

Damn him and Sweep too! Bastards!!furious!

[Arginald Valleywater]

Be honest, Sooty must be an angry person. After all he gets a bloke's arm stuffed up his tradesmen's entrance every single day.....bit like being at Eton.

[David Johnson]

Sooty is a well known thug. A few months ago he cooked Sweep!

And you know who helped? The Sue chef.