Careful, there are anarchists about
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:19 am
Apparently the Met have announced that the wonderful British public should be on their guard and report any information they might have about anarchists to the local police.
http://liberalconspiracy.org/2011/07/31 ... he-police/
"Anarchism is a political philosophy which considers the state undesirable, unnecessary, and harmful, and instead promotes a stateless society, or anarchy".
How will the brave, law abiding BGAFD forumites recognise an anarchist, you may ask?
As I am always keen to help PC Plod, here are some examples of how to pick out an anarchist in a crowd:
1. Keeps playing the Sex Pistols "Anarchy in the UK".
2. Wears bondage trousers and Tshirts showing someone picking their nose.
3. People who say, "Why can't we be like Belgium, they haven't had a government for ages?"
4. People who say "I hate all political parties. They are all dishonest". Jimslip, I have my eye on you. It takes just one phone call, remember!
I'm not sure why it is just anarchists. I did report the bloke who lives in no. 37 who supports UKIP, but nothing happened at all!
Anyway, remember get in touch with the local police with any suspicions. You can't be too careful.
Take care now
Cheers
D
http://liberalconspiracy.org/2011/07/31 ... he-police/
"Anarchism is a political philosophy which considers the state undesirable, unnecessary, and harmful, and instead promotes a stateless society, or anarchy".
How will the brave, law abiding BGAFD forumites recognise an anarchist, you may ask?
As I am always keen to help PC Plod, here are some examples of how to pick out an anarchist in a crowd:
1. Keeps playing the Sex Pistols "Anarchy in the UK".
2. Wears bondage trousers and Tshirts showing someone picking their nose.
3. People who say, "Why can't we be like Belgium, they haven't had a government for ages?"
4. People who say "I hate all political parties. They are all dishonest". Jimslip, I have my eye on you. It takes just one phone call, remember!
I'm not sure why it is just anarchists. I did report the bloke who lives in no. 37 who supports UKIP, but nothing happened at all!
Anyway, remember get in touch with the local police with any suspicions. You can't be too careful.
Take care now
Cheers
D