Fred The Shred has been at it in bed...

[max_tranmere]

Top story on the news today, Sir Fred Goodwin - former head of RBS bank - had apparently been engaging in some horizontal jogging with a colleague at the bank. He got a gagging order put on the press, preventing them from reporting it, until today. Does anyone really care? I certainly have no interest in whether Fred has been humping his work collegaue and I'm baffled as to why this is the big story in the media today.

[Arginald Valleywater]

Actuallty he was humping Gordun McBroon who in turn screwed all of us.