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Now he is blown away and we know how the movie ends I cant wait for the big screen incarnation starring Morgan Freeman coming to a cinema near you soon.

Or the comedy version starring Omid Djalilli !happy!

As long as Charlie Sheen reprises his Navy Seals role, and slots the beardy fish feeder, I'm in!

Hmmm...Or the special ops team that went in could be a great premise for The Expendables 2 and Schwarzenneger busses a cap (or several hundred) in Binnys ass, rather than the one he allegedly got in the eye.

One bulet is just not cinematic enough for Hollywood. Its gotta be a hail of hot shells and the slow motion jig of death before Osamas body riddled with bullets flies through a sheet of plate glass that appears from nowhere and falls 50 feet into the propellers of a helicopter flown by insurgents and gets torn to shreds as the pilot screams something in arabic struggling to maintain control of the helicopter which spins wildly out of control and crashes into a giant building resulting in a huge explosion that shakes the ground below.

End shot as Scwarzennegger lights up a cigar and says: "He wont be back!" (or something equally dead pan that ends up being funny through a thick austrian accent)

one eyed jack wrote:


> One bulet is just not cinematic enough for Hollywood. Its gotta
> be a hail of hot shells and the slow motion jig of death before
> Osamas body riddled with bullets flies through a sheet of plate
> glass that appears from nowhere and falls 50 feet into the
> propellers of a helicopter flown by insurgents and gets torn to
> shreds as the pilot screams something in arabic struggling to
> maintain control of the helicopter which spins wildly out of
> control and crashes into a giant building resulting in a huge
> explosion that shakes the ground below.


And then, just as they're wrapping things up, congratulating each other and the guard is down, Osama's eyes flick open, he sits up, points his AK at the hot female black ops team member and "crack!" a shot rings out. Only it's from the gun of Arnie, and the camera motion tracks the bullets path, straight through his eye and out the back of his head.

"Hasta la vista, baby"

You know that the baddie would have to be played by an English actor if it was a hollywood film.
My money would be on Art Malik getting the role of Osama. I bet he has already been contacted.
And Will Smith as Obama.

There once was a man called Osama.
Who was causing a bit of a drama.
He wouldn't behave, so they blew up his cave.
And now we say thanks to Obama.

Well, Ron Jeremy is a walk-up start to play Khalid Shaikh Mohammed isn't he.

Charlie Sheen the bloke to kill him!