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Good.

I'd have told him to fuck off as well.

IT IS AN OUTRAGE!!furious!

"Prince William and a group of friends from his Anglesey airbase were turned away from a restaurant over the weekend because staff said they did not have room for them."

Surely the staff should have had some of the guests booted out in favour for our King in waiting? I mean to say, the kitchen staff could have simply scraped the remains of the diners food into doggy bags and given them a plastic cup of bubbly as compensation and thrown them out! I am sure they'd have understood that Prince Willian and his Pals having priority over them was of National importance?

Anyway, first it's Prince William being brutalised and humilated at the hands of mere commoners who should be licking the souls of His Royal shoes, but now what about this further act of National blasphemy?

I HAVE WITNESSED AND BEEN SHOCKED BY THE JAPANESE EARTHQUAKES AND I HAVE BEEN STUNNED BY THE REPORTS OF BRUTAL KILLINGS AND TORTURE BY COL GADAFFI........BUT TODAY I MUST SAY TO YOU, I AM VISIBLY SHAKING WITH RAGE AT AN ATROCITY MOST FOUL IN IT'S MANUFACTURE AND ITS FULFILMENT !!!! AN ACT SO HEINOUS THAT HITLER HIMSELF WOULD VERILY BLUSH AND FRED WEST TURN AWAY IN DISGUST!!

It had been brought to my attention that our very own, "Golden Balls" our Saintly and most kind benefactor multi-billionaire friend of stars of stage and screen the World over, St. Becks ,HAS LOST A LIBEL SUIT AGAINST IN TOUCH MAGAZINE AND MUST PAY LEGAL COSTS OF ?170,000!



How dare those Yanks believe the rantings and most slanderous evil bile of a common prostitute levelled at our Becks!!! He that is without SIN! He that is a loving, multi billionaire husband of our Queen in waiting, stunning chantreuse, POSH!!He who WOULD AT NO TIME EVER LOOK AT ANOTHER WOMAN APART FROM THE DAZZLING BEAUTY OF POSH!

I say divert our bombers from Tripoli and launch a full scale attack on the US mainland! I understand that Col Gadaffi is also so shocked at these accusations that he has offered his military support as well!!

Here is "Our Col" after hearing the shocking news, "BEHEAD ALL THOSE THAT SLANDER BECKS THEY ARE INFIDELS!!!!!"

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I see Gadaffi shares a love of pretentious military uniforms with our own dear royal family.

If Muammar was standing on the Buck House balcony wearing that get-up on the 29 April with the other parasites he wouldn?t look out of place at all.

I wonder if Harry is going to ware Nazi costume when he appears on the balcony with his half brother on the great day?

That's wear his Nazi costume (I can't spell the Queen's English, Tut Tut).

"Prince William turned away at restaurant" I hate this kind of head line. Prince William was NOT turned away from a restaurant. His Squadron were turned away due to lack of space and sick kitchen staff, but I guess that does not sell papers.

Monday morning, blood already boiling!!!! Not a good start to the week.