Prince William's Bucks Party - Watersports?

[Deano!]

Just heard that plans for Prince Williams bucks party include a "day of extreme sports including watersports".

Picture the Queen on that day, brushing her corgis and imagining her grandson is having wholesome outdoor adventures by skiing and white water rafting when in fact he full of grog laying on a plastic sheet while some babes from 'Rent-a-Slut' are pissing all over him.

[Peter]

Perhaps she'll decide to google watersports to find out what he'll be upto.