Support the Lets Buy Jim Slip a subscription

[David Johnson]

I am today launching the Let's Buy Jim Slip an annual subscription to the Daily Mail campaign. Here are the facts, boys and girls.

Jim Slip is on his uppers. Laid low by the cruel Nazi, Stalinists of New Labour (imagine the pictures here, I can't be arsed) who have turned this once proud individual into a shadow of his former self.

Jim cannot afford to buy the Daily Mail. Instead he has to go into his local caff to read it!! How demeaning is that for a once proud, independent, old man? New Labour has stripped him of his dignity, I tell you.

Alternatively, he reads the Mail at a variety of gyms that he goes to in an attempt to repair his body battered from the outrageous body blows provided by a cruel and heartless Labour government. All the gyms are currently under threat as the Tories grapple with the huge mess left by Labour. Sorry that's an aside.

Can you find it in your hearts (picture of sad looking Jimbo here) to help an old man from trawling the caffs, gyms and gutters of this once great capital in his search for a free copy of the Mail?

Please send all contributions to me personally and I will deal with them appropriately. Honest, I will. There will be absolutely no admin costs. All contributions will go direct to this wonderful cause.

Thank you in advance, kind people of BGAFD.

Cheers
D

[David Johnson]

Jimbo,
I've just retrieved a copy of the Daily Mail from next door's bins. I will post it to you.

Is The "New Labour ruined my life Care Home for the Elderly" in Cheam, the correct address?

Kind Thoughts
David

[jimslip]

David Johnson, as a true believer and exponent of the Marxist idea of "Political Correctness" has now to turned to the well worn tactic of, "Criticising and ridiculing" his opponent. Firstly, he states as do all Socialists, inaccurate "Facts" ie because I quoted a piece from The Daily Mail, I must therefore, "Love" the Daily Mail and hate, proper, left wing papers, like The Guardian, The Independant. When in fact I, unlike Comrade Johnson, are not a brainwashed slave of ANY newspaper. The followers of Mao Tse Tung, used the tactic of "Criticising" opponents, before kicking the shit out of them. The Johnsons of this world HATE individual freedom, so the likes of me or Mr Rodders or fact anyone that expresses an opinion which is not within his very narrow boundary of, "Political Correctness" must be silenced or ridiculed.

Anyway, to see how the likes of Johnson, hope to gain control,crush all opposition, and remove all individual freedoms in the future read this. Note how insidious and creepy their plan is:

[David Johnson]

I don't know. I really don't know. I accept that the Labour party have done shamefully for the old folks, as have the Tories.

I go the extra mile to help out my best chum on the forum and I just get it flung back in my face. I thought this would be a truly inspirational story of one forumite trying to help out another in their time of need. I imagined it would give a feel good factor to everyone who read it.

A model of Cameron's Big Society in action. I wasn't doing it for any ulterior motive. I don't care if no-one posts with a "what a helpful chap that DJ is" message or even a "What a kind twatttttt, Johnson is" post, though I would have been appreciative of a here's ?5, David, ?4 for the Jimbo fund and keep the change type email.

Jimbo, there is nothing wrong with accepting charity. Depending on charity could well be a key requirement for many of us in the coming years.

Disillusioned of Blackpool
David

[jimslip]

If anyone ever bothered to read my posts properly, I'll say it again, READ MY LIPS, THE WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF THEM ARE A BUNCH OF CROOKED LYING BASTARDS, LABOUR, TORIES, LIB DEMS, HOUSE OF LORDS!

I only argue with DJ because he lives in a fanatics dreamworld where he believes New Labour actually gave a toss!!I would do the same if he was a Tory fanatic.

[David Johnson]

"If anyone ever bothered to read my posts properly, "

I can empathise with you Jim. I really do. I have felt that every time I have read one of your replies to my posts.

!wink!

D

[David Johnson]

I would take Jimbo's response with a pinch of salt.

On this forum there are fanatics who constantly go on about dole scroungers, immigrant scroungers, old age pensioner scroungers, single mother scroungers etc etc. There are posters who are clearly of a BNP persuasion. There are many many posters of a fanatic right wing persuasion.

If you peruse Jimbo's posts you will see that despite that, the overwhelming majority of his posts are slagging off New Labour and no other political party. Even if I slag off Blair as I do and New Labour as I do about a whole range of activities, I am still a New Labour fanatic.

Why? Go figure?

CHeers
D

[Alex L]

"Even if I slag off Blair"

Is this not simply a case of you being a "Brownist" rather than "Blairite"