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Excellent
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:22 pm
by Alex L
One less Marxist in the Shadow Cabinet!
Alex
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:05 pm
by David Johnson
Surely, you mean Stalinist!
His replacement is the Marxist-Leninist, of course. Castro will never be off the phone to that Ed Balls.
Cheers
D
Re: Excellent
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:16 pm
by jimslip
I wonder how many private consultancies he'll get? He'll be racking in at least ?250000 within a year. Fucking, "Socialists" what utter bollocks, bunch of greedy, self serving hypocritical crooks!
Stop Press
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:32 pm
by David Johnson
You never gonna believe this. No ya never gonna believe this.
The Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, Kim Jong-il has just got off the phone to Ed Balls. He started off with "Fraternal Greetings, Comrade Balls". They don't hang about them Bolsheviks do they?
I've just got off the blower to Alan Johnson. We used to deliver letters together in Slough in the early days. Some of them have only just arrived. Apparently the problems with a personal life are a smokescreen, he's been offered a lucrative consultancy helping Goldman Sachs to find a replacement to credit default swaps. Hot off the tooter hooter.
As I said to him. Why didn't you get a job with a private health care consultancy? He replied "I've looked into that. The companies have already bunged the Conservatives and lined them up for directorships as and when they need".
Ya win some, ya lose some.
Your man in the Dark Night that is politics. With all the news that is too hot to touch without a pair of Tesco's oven gloves - ?1.99 Made in China.
Undercover of the Night
David Johnson
Re: Stop Press
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:34 pm
by Dick Moby
You don't half spout some shite.
You have way too much time on your hands.
Re: Stop Press
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:52 pm
by David Johnson
"You don't half spout some shite.
You have way too much time on your hands."
Fair comment. I much prefer your smart, incisive, funny posts.
Cheerio
D
Re: Stop Press
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:58 pm
by Dick Moby
Glad you enjoy them.I'll do my best to keep up the good work.
p.s. be sure to tell me if I start to annoy you.
Re: Alex
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:52 pm
by Alex L
No, I am pretty sure he was Marxist, but you are right, his replacement is even worse, the double barrelled communist bully boy Balls, in fact it looks like he has been the author of his colleagues demise, a nice bit of bullying!
Re: Alex
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:58 pm
by David Johnson
"No, I am pretty sure he was Marxist"
Don't tell me that you believe biographies. It was all part of his deep cover. Stalinist through and through.
Bet you never knew Michael Gove was a trade union activist? He's probably a Stalinist deep sleeper.
You don't think he's buggering up the education system just because he's daft do ya?
Cheers
D
Re: Alex
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:37 pm
by Jonone
Isn't it 'fewer' rather than 'less' ?