"Piranha 3D" Brilliant!

[jimslip]

A thoroughly brilliant afternoon's viewing of blood and gore, with a complete jugg fest and Kelly Brook naked. Once the film gets on with it, it turn into a hilarious mega blood fest! You even see a crazed, archetype "Pornographer" ripped to sheds by ravenous piranha!

***** STARS !thumbsup!

[one eyed jack]

Shame you werent in Berlin Jim as Riley Steel was ther at the Fleshlight stand and was quite happy to regale me of how lovely it was touching Kelly Brooks tits despite my fuck up calling her Jordan and saying whats the difference !laugh!

Shes on my Berlin video as well and she is as every bit as lovely in person as she was in the movie with less clothes on

Yes, great popcorn enetertainment, sunshines and nuff nudity. Interestingto see Ms Steele got a maintitle credit too

If anyone is wondering who the hell she is, she is the other girl on the boat having tequila shots licked off her body.

I also noticed Gianna Michaels was in the film too. She had her legs gnashed off in the waterskiing scene. Looks like the best half was left untouched then.

Those piranhas were probably gay.

If you like playing spot the porn star then you can see Charmaine Star in Black Dynamite another seriously funny homage to 70's blaxploitation flicks

[one eyed jack]

Oh yeah, the 3D disk is awful. Why dont they use the same technology as they do in the cinema and use the Real 3D version as that was far superior

I find it really insulting when they pass off that 1950's version of 3D. Stick to the 2d disc as I'm sure you did Jim

[jimslip]

OMG, DO YOU MEAN YOU MET THE BLONDE BIRD ON THE BOAT WITH THE GORGEOUS ARSE WOT SWIMS NAKED IN THE PIRANHA INFESTED WATER WITH KELLY BROOK AND GETS TO SNOG HER??? !shocked!

[jimslip]

Here are Riley Steele and Kelly:
[img]http://gossipz.info/wp-content/uploads/ ... dsexy2.jpg[/img]

Here is a piranha:
[img]http://www.freevideostream.info/wp-cont ... ke-afm.jpg[/img]

Pornographer after being devoured by piranha:
[img]http://witneyman.files.wordpress.com/20 ... =470&h=264[/img]

[Grendel1]

Saw it at the cinema; plenty of Boobs, Blood, and Bad acting... Brilliant!

Even my partner enjoyed it.

[one eyed jack]

Yes Jim. Thats her! Shes a Digital Playground contract girl as well so you cant get her Mwah ha haar...Nor can I. Booo!

But she said I could buy her pussy in the Fleshlight range and jack off to one of her videos though so that cant be all that bad

There was a nice demo video on the stand showing how i can wash it out after too.

I'm serious mate. Its in my video coming soon. Also that jammy git Jay K from Real Punting is on it tooas I videoed him at Erofame where he won an award and more.

I'll post a link when its up

[one eyed jack]

Actually she looks just that bit prettier in my video than she did in the film. How weird is that? or maybe Im deluded for thinking so.

You decide

[jimslip]

I Googled some pics of her and she looks nice but a bit "pornstar" as it were, in the film I thought she looked cute cos she wasn't on "Home ground" and so looked quite demure. You MUST put your link up I NEED TO SEE IT!!!grin!

[frankthring]

Actually, the critics generally agreed with you Jimbo; the celebrated
horror movie critic and author, Kim Newman, writing in Empire magazine,
wrote that it is " a bumper-sticker of a movie. Honk if you love tits and
gore ! Honk ! Honk ! Honk!" One celebrated film critic summed it up as
the movie you had hoped `Snakes On A Plane` would be ! A splendid
load of tosh but, alas, without the tits and extra gore which makes all
the difference !