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Breaking News.....

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:38 pm
by andy at handiwork
Clearly there isn't any as there hasn't been a posting on o/t since 9.40 this morning. Thats all. As you were.

Re: Breaking News.....

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:28 pm
by David Johnson
Jimbo has been on the receiving end at the New Labour Dungeon Correction Facility in Middlesborough.

Max Tranmere has been kidnapped by a radical Islamic cadre in Cheam with connections to Al Qaeda in the Pembroke Peninsula.

PH has been selling the Big Issue in Sauchiehall Street.

And I've been at the Bleeding Heart Left Wing Lobotomised Tossers Xmas Do in Morecambe.

Whaddya expect?

Cheers
D

Thought so.

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:41 pm
by andy at handiwork
There's always a simple explanation, isn't there?

Re: Thought so.

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:41 pm
by Dick Moby
You lucky bastard. I had to make do with a slice of bread nicked form next doors' bird table and some water from the outdoor bog.

Re: Thought so.

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:19 pm
by andy at handiwork
Slice of bread? Dont know you are born....drifts off into Yorkshire Millionaires sketch....

Re: Thought so.

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:36 pm
by Dick Moby
You can't beat a bit of old Monty.