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When Jensen Button was 'carjacked' in Brazil Ecclestone's somewhat unsympathetic judgement on the modus operandi of carjackers was:

"They look for victims, they look for anyone that looks like a soft touch and not too bright. The people that look a bit soft and simple, they will always have a go at."

What do you suppose he thinks of muggers ?

NB This in no way condones street mugging.

Have you seen his 31 year old girlfriend?



Dirty, dirty boy (he says enviously).

To paraphrase Mrs Merton, 'So what was it that first attracted you to the millionaire Bernie Ecclestone?'

Is the answer....

"his lovely hair and youthful good looks".

It's like the 'Old Farts And Young Tarts' site !

I bet Jenson's paid someone to do him over!

Don't you think you maybe asking for it if you are walking around at 1030 at night wearing ?200,000 worth of bling without bodyguards?


Likewise - This in no way condones street mugging

Bernie Ecclestone has always had a sort of shit happens attitude to be fair to him.

I suspect that his mugger may have a case of some shit happening to him soon.

Don't be daft. It's obviously his wit & personality. And of course she "loves him deeply" (chuckle).

- Eric

I know it was America, but Anna Nicole Smith and her aged husband were figures of fun. The media leave Ecclestone alone in this respect. Funny how they pick their targets !