"I SAY DEATH TO EVERYONE AT BGAFD!!"

[jimslip]

A message from "Madman McMullah"

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"I SAY DEATH TO EVERYONE! errm except maybe the guys at my local McDonalds, cos, like they do a mean Egg McMuffin, anyway apart from them I SAY DEATH TO THE INFIDEL PIGS! well ok, leave out Mrs Jones at the DSS cos without her, my benefit payment would get fucked up! lol SO APART FROM MRS JONES AND McDONALDS anyway, to continue I SAY DEATH TO THE POLICE! well ok apart from PC Smith, who let me off having a spliff in the street last week, ok so,I SAY DEATH AND DISMEMBERMENT TO THE BRITISH AND AMERICANS! Well hang on a mo, do you remember those birds in that video with the power tools, I mean this one:

Well I wouldn't actually say DEATH TO THE POWER TOOL GIRLS! but I would say if they EVER come to my MOSQUE, ME and my other RADICAL FOLLOWERS will give them a right good talking to ESPECIALLY IF THEY COME IN THEM TINY LITTLE BIKINIS!!Oh yeh and I forgot DEATH TO EVERYONE AT BGAFD well, maybe leave out some of the producers, cos I'm trying to get a bit of work as a stud, in between my radical preachings, to like make ends meet. so if anyone knows of any parts in films that require a MAD MUSLIM CLERIC let me know, I'm fully cert'd and ready to go!!!!!

[spider]

What a hansome chap he is.

I'm sure the photo doesn't do him justice. I bet he's a real babe-magnet.

[Lizard]

I bet he's wearing nike trainers.

[jimslip]

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Hey guys! All that HATE preachin' can make for a MIGHTY THIRST, so what better than after a long days rantin' than to head down to your local with ya HATE preachin' buddies and ask for a long cool Mullah Lite and a bag of Pork Scratchin's! on da side! Aaaaarh! Now that's real good ya'all!

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Ya'all be back out on the streets preachin' that 'ol hate and discord in no time at all!!wink!

[RoddersUK]

Round the bastards up and ship em out to the middle of the North Atlantic (Where the icebergs are at this time of year) and shove the fucking twatts over the fucking side and if they can swim back to Blighty then have a reception committee to stand on their fucking stupid heads and drown the bastards.
It makes me wonder how much support the bastards are getting from the so called peaceful muslims here. Them twatts never seem to say anything to condemn them do they? Apart from some fucker who is the spokesman for the day.
TWATTTTTTS!

[jimslip]

IT IS AGAINST OUR RELIGION TO LIVE ON ICEBERGS AND TO SWIM MR RODDERS AS WELL AS WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DROWN EITHER IF A MUSLIM IS DROWNED HE WILL BE ALSO EXECUTED TO TEACH HIM A LESSON!!!!
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[Lizard]

I will NEVER become one of your slut's, so shove it Buddy

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[Dave Wells]

What an UGLY twat !

Him, not you Dave.

[Deano!]

jimslip wrote:

> A message from "Madman McMullah"

> I forgot DEATH TO EVERYONE AT BGAFD well, maybe leave out some
> of the producers, cos I'm trying to get a bit of work as a
> stud, in between my radical preachings, to like make ends meet.
> so if anyone knows of any parts in films that require a MAD
> MUSLIM CLERIC let me know, I'm fully cert'd and ready to
> go!!!!!

Great idea! I can't wait for 'Hustler's Hijab Honies' or 'Bangin' Baghdad Babes'.

You could style yourself on Snoop Dogg and call yourself yourself 'Bomb Squad'. You could add new meaning to blow job scenes. Instead of cumming at the end, you'd simply explode! Your videos could carry a disclaimer in amongst the credits stating that all female performers WERE over 18 and have all since been stoned to death.

You might need special permission before you shave your nuts though.

[jimslip]

IF YOU THINK I'M UGLY, MR DAVE, CHECK OUT MY MATE LOL:
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WHEN I TOOK THIS PICTURE, MY MATE WAS VERY CROSS, BECAUSE HE HAD FOUND OUT THAT THEY CHANGED THE NAME OF THE CHOCOLATE BAR "MARATHON" TO "SNICKERS", WHICH HE THOUGHT SOUNDS A BIT LIKE, "KNICKERS", WHICH IS RUDE, SO NOW HE SAYS, "DEATH TO EVERYONE AT MARS!" NOT "ON" MARS THE PLANET BUT AT THE FACTORY THAT MAKES THE CHOCS!!!!!